Foods that Mess with you but you give zero fukks

[Recca Gatsby]

The Infamous COOKOUT MILKSHAKE, I met someone who works there that told me it consist of WHOLE MILK and HEAVY Cream. It taste so good going down but it's not like you ate some cheese or drink a glass of milk this is 10 times worse so if you lactose intolerant like I am prepare to wake up the next morning to explosive diarrhea, gas all day and your stomached will be jacked up for at least 12 hrs.

Yo how is Cookout? I never been, Heard the prices were legit

 

[Cake]

Taco Bell

 

[Luck]

Red pepper flakes make me shyt bombs

After I eat them, about 3 hours later my stomache will start bubblin real bad then there's a 5 minute countdown timer until I have to hit a shytter and then it's over with for the cleaning crew because I only do eat spicy shyt when Ima be at work or the gym.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Yo how is Cookout? I never been, Heard the prices were legit

Its banging. You get the cookout tray, a burger, dog, pulled pork, chicken sanwich or tenders plus two sides and drank for 5 bucks. Add a dollar to upgrade to a shake. I

its geared towards college kids. Cheap food and open till 4am. Its great for what you pay but you can find a better burger, dog etc somewhere else

 

[kingofnyc]

I always feel like the odd one when I tell people Chipotle and White Castles does not fukk up my stomach.
I know so many lactose intolerant nikkas that continue to eat dairy. They'll drink an entire milkshake knowing how its going to end.

white castles is the only food in the world
that smells the same before u put into your system & after u get it outta ur system

 

[NoMorePie]

I apologize if i got y'all hungry.​

 

[bangbreh]

Coors Light - its yeasty and might be why these chics get yeast infections from the nut but it makes me bloated but it tastes good with my steak dinners so it fukks with me

Coors light breh
You lose your balls somewhere along in life

The only thing that really gets me is a big salad. The works, onions, olives, tomatoes, cukes with ranch. Don't know what it is but I'm firin on the porcelain somethin fierce after a healthy salad

 

[3rdLetter]

Nesquik Chocolate milk. It might as well be milk of magnesia
But I love it

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Burger King onion rings. I love them shyts, but them farts are awful. I ate some late one night and had class the next morning. I felt bad for that white chick that sat at the lab table behind me. It was one of them long classes with a break in the middle, and when class resumed, she got her shyt and moved to the other side of the room

 

[duckbutta]

Any fried food that isn't babes chicken makes me feel sick and bloated for at least a day...

I hope babes chicken never effects me like that...I pretty much live off of it during the nfl playoffs

 

[Regine Hunter]

cashews.


tree nuts literally destroy my face, but they be calling me

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I already know I'm shytting hot lava the night I go on and eat these.

I don't care, they too fukking good.

 

[Chichi Manietzsche]

McDonald's anything...
shyt gives me the runs. Low-key its the best constipation medicine on the market

 

[KOOL-AID]

im good on everyfood i eat, excpt white castles

 

[emerald]

coffee messes up my stomach sometimes but i have to have my cup of mud every morning because I have a lot of kids and i'll die without it. my body started rejecting cow's milk after I gave birth so now I can't even drink it without getting the bubble guts. I can barely eat chocolate anymore.