For $100,000: Would you face off against a Chimpanzee with a Dollar Tree Mop?

[11101]

I think I can outbox him.

You gonna get put in a wheelchair over this shyt. Them YouTube jab tutorials ain't gonna help you breh

 

[Geek Nasty]

Read up on chimps brehs. They do NOT fukk around. Super human strength and they will fukk you UP. Talking literally ripping your face and balls off.

Look at what that drugged up chimp did to that woman about 5-10 years back

 

[MaxPain]

Dont they castrate eachother in fights im good i dont want no smoke

Bruh


Remember that white lady who literally got her face ripped off and hand torn right off the bone by a chimp? I dont want those problems

 

[NasirJr]

You gonna get put in a wheelchair over this shyt. Them YouTube jab tutorials ain't gonna help you breh

Nah he don't want it. Imma just stay at a distance and box his face off like a prime Roy Jones.

I ain't scared of that nikka, his arms too short to box with god.

 

[11101]

Imma just stay at a distance and box his face off like a prime Roy Jones.

i admire your delusion, fam
Your post fight interview gonna be like " I was feeling pretty confident going in, but he was strong, so strong I just didn't expect it
If anyone knows a good plastic surgeon with affordable pricing hit me up please I got 100k for him"

 

[Nick Barnes]

great thread.

To answer your question, hell nah.

I've seen pictures of people who were mauled by chimps. You can keep that 100k.

 

[Stuntone]

Coli nikkas getting soft.now


I'm the only one taking BJJ?

 

[Cowboyz89]

@Mowgli

 

[Silkk]

Coli nikkas getting soft.now


I'm the only one taking BJJ?

Til the death?

If he's declawed I think I could get him in a rear naked choke and finish him off



If he got his claws then im good

 

[GreenGhxst]

Can I have a fully automatic ak, if not then fukk no, short + way stronger than you?

 

[VelourSocks]

These threads are always comedy man. This shyt got me dying at work here :Bookat::Bookat:

nikka said the chimps arms are to short to box with the god :Bookat:

 

[Adidacs]

you're not winning against a chimpanzee with a piece of plastic

i wouldn't even do it with a machete

you're getting your head palmed like a basketball in .3 seconds, and then his incisors are tearing the flesh off of your face

 

[FLORIDA BOI]

My medical bills will be more than 100k

Hell yea he would destroy you

 

[FSP]

That chimp would eat your face off.

Not worth it.

I'd rather fight Floyd

 

[Pitfalls0117]

Their main form of transportation is fukking handstands and pull ups

I want to see a chimp workout in a gym and lift some weights though. Little monkey would be benching three plates and shyt like it's nothing