For 5 million dollars you gotta go on a roadtrip with one of these people.....

[MoveForward]

This is too easy. This would low key be a GOAT roadtrip especially with CW and Trump.

 

[richaveli83]

The Somewhat Honorable Charleston White

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The non emotional answer is Trump. He’d be hilarious, and has stories for days. He’d make sure we had a luxury camper with a driver and secret service. And I’m getting business advice.

 

[the elastic]

He’d make sure we had a luxury camper with a driver and secret service. And I’m getting business advice.

 

[AggiePride336.]

Load em all up. Trip would be nothing but laughs.

Everytime we stop for food, Trump suggesting McDonald’s. “Man, DT we done had Mickey D’s 2 times already. Pick something else”

 

[JQ Legend]

I dunno who MTG is but I’m going with the first 3

 

[Wild self]

The Somewhat Honorable Charleston White

 

[T. Dubb Ya]

Definitely Trump.

 

[Woodrow]

If they decide to get out do I lose the money?

 

[the elastic]

If they decide to get out do I lose the money?

They're getting paid too, so they not goin anywhere

 

[Ozymandeas]

Not Marjorie. I'll end up leaving her goofy ass somewhere in bumblefukk, Arkansas

I'll drive the rest and collect that $15 mil tho.

 

[Woodrow]

They're getting paid too, so they not goin anywhere

Put ‘em all in the car. For $20M I’ll manage.

 

[the elastic]

Put ‘em all in the car. For $20M I’ll manage.

"Woodrow, do you love white people?"

 

[StayOffMe]

B or A

 

[Woodrow]

"Woodrow, do you love white people?"

lollllllllllll.

just can’t imagine giving a fukk about them if $20M is up for grabs. tune em out and get the bag. not like I gotta survive a grizzly bear.