For $50,000,000..would you

[MR. SNIFLES]

EASY MONEY. JUST HIDE IN THE LOFT OF THE GARAGE. OR JUST HOP IN ONE OF THE CARS AND DRIVE IN CIRCLES ON THE LAWN.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Hide? First order of business is to locate Bear Breh and see where we can find some steak/venison while we look to barricade the rest of the house.​

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

That’s easy as fukk. I’m gonna go upstairs. Use a sledge hammer and knock the stairs down. Bear can’t jump that high and climb up. Or you can empty out a fridge and hide inside. Hope you don’t run outta air.

 

[MaxBundles]

That only works for seabears and where you gonna find a sombrero?

 

[Cat piss martini]

hell yea.
I'm gussing it would be food in the mansion.
I'd throw food in the garage and lock shyt down.

 

[Paper Boi]

honestly the easy thing to do would open all the doors and windows to the rooms you’re not in.

then go in a room, preferably one with another door for a walk in closet or some shyt, then go in there.

close both doors. even better if they both lock.

the odds of the bear finding you in 2 hours is low as fukk.

if he does that mf don’t got opposable thumbs anyway.

i doubt he busting down two doors. if bears were known for busting down doors we’d regularly see videos of them doing home invasions for picnic baskets.

 

[High quality poster]

Does op know how big 30k square feet is? No bears catching you

 

[benjamin]

Just so yall know that bear in the video has rabies, that aint no regular degular type bear

 

[benjamin]

Does op know how big 30k square feet is? No bears catching you

You ever seen how fast bears can run along with their sense of smell being 20x's better than the average human..that bear will track u down

 

[DonB90]

Bears are notoriously puccy. All that rah rah in the op clip but couldn’t bend nothing. Once you deck em in the eyes, jump up with ya fist and you pop them in the nose, game over. Y’all gotta stop fearing these animals. They’re the animal. You the human. Act like it.

This does not apply to Grizzlies or polar bear in anyway

 

[benjamin]

honestly the easy thing to do would open all the doors and windows to the rooms you’re not in.

then go in a room, preferably one with another door for a walk in closet or some shyt, then go in there.

close both doors. even better if they both lock.

the odds of the bear finding you in 2 hours is low as fukk.

if he does that mf don’t got opposable thumbs anyway.

i doubt he busting down two doors. if bears were known for busting down doors we’d regularly see videos of them doing home invasions for picnic baskets.

 

[☃ ೋ]

Take a 2 hour nap in the attic, wake me when it's over

 

[High quality poster]

Take a 2 hour nap in the attic, wake me when it's over

This what you gonna wake up to

 

[☃ ೋ]

This what you gonna wake up to

No way in the world is a bear somehow getting into the attic of a 30k sq ft mansion, let alone finding the entrance

 

[Strapped]

The house would have to be poured concrete walls with steel doors