EASY MONEY. JUST HIDE IN THE LOFT OF THE GARAGE. OR JUST HOP IN ONE OF THE CARS AND DRIVE IN CIRCLES ON THE LAWN.
For $50,000,000..would you
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Hide? First order of business is to locate Bear Breh and see where we can find some steak/venison while we look to barricade the rest of the house.
Amerikan Melanin
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That’s easy as fukk. I’m gonna go upstairs. Use a sledge hammer and knock the stairs down. Bear can’t jump that high and climb up. Or you can empty out a fridge and hide inside. Hope you don’t run outta air.
MaxBundles
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hell yea.
I'm gussing it would be food in the mansion.
I'd throw food in the garage and lock shyt down.
I'm gussing it would be food in the mansion.
I'd throw food in the garage and lock shyt down.
honestly the easy thing to do would open all the doors and windows to the rooms you’re not in.
then go in a room, preferably one with another door for a walk in closet or some shyt, then go in there.
close both doors. even better if they both lock.
the odds of the bear finding you in 2 hours is low as fukk.
if he does that mf don’t got opposable thumbs anyway.
i doubt he busting down two doors. if bears were known for busting down doors we’d regularly see videos of them doing home invasions for picnic baskets.
then go in a room, preferably one with another door for a walk in closet or some shyt, then go in there.
close both doors. even better if they both lock.
the odds of the bear finding you in 2 hours is low as fukk.
if he does that mf don’t got opposable thumbs anyway.
i doubt he busting down two doors. if bears were known for busting down doors we’d regularly see videos of them doing home invasions for picnic baskets.
High quality poster
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Does op know how big 30k square feet is? 
No bears catching you
No bears catching you
You ever seen how fast bears can run along with their sense of smell being 20x's better than the average human..that bear will track u downDoes op know how big 30k square feet is?
This does not apply to Grizzlies or polar bear in anyway
honestly the easy thing to do would open all the doors and windows to the rooms you’re not in.
then go in a room, preferably one with another door for a walk in closet or some shyt, then go in there.
close both doors. even better if they both lock.
the odds of the bear finding you in 2 hours is low as fukk.
if he does that mf don’t got opposable thumbs anyway.
i doubt he busting down two doors. if bears were known for busting down doors we’d regularly see videos of them doing home invasions for picnic baskets.
High quality poster
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No way in the world is a bear somehow getting into the attic of a 30k sq ft mansion, let alone finding the entranceThis what you gonna wake up to
