For $500 million,no weapon, you have to survive this creature for 1 minute in an enclosed room

[iseetrolledpeople]

Can I have a 1k advance so I can snort some fish scale before the show down?

Either helps me take the beating or once the chimp sees me bleeding from the nose he'll want a hookup no doubt for that good gas.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

you know the sensei that teaches on 125th?

Joshua Wilson?

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

After googling how to defend against those fukkers I’m good breh.



Chimp attack survivor helps others overcome severe physical trauma

He’s not from the hood section of any world region, not was he trained by Supreme Allah . Not saying that he would’ve won, I just know that they wouldn’t have been able to snatch his feet and drag him under the gate.

 

[Dzali OG]

I wouldn't do it for that money, but say my daughters life depended upon it. I'd fukk that nikka up word bond!

Like say my baby fell in his enclosure...I'm going in that bytch with pure hell in my heart. And I would be victorious!!

Physically we're no match for almost any animal on this planet. However...we're not just physical. We have an edge that we can call upon in dire situations which give us the power of elohim.

 

[iBrowse]

Nah I don't love money that much

 

[iBrowse]

I wouldn't do it for that money, but say my daughters life depended upon it. I'd fukk that nikka up word bond!

Like say my baby fell in his enclosure...I'm going in that bytch with pure hell in my heart. And I would be victorious!!

Physically we're no match for almost any animal on this planet. However...we're not just physical. We have an edge that we can call upon in dire situations which give us the power of elohim.

Yeah I agree. It’s a different story when it’s a matter of life or death for your loved ones.

 

[Roid Jones]

I will hit it with 3 Destino's

 

[Jean toomer]

If the male chimp perceives you as a rival, they will tend to eat your face and genitalia, as such, in response to the OPs question, that would be a no from me.

 

[SuavePrince]

I like being alive OP

 

[Sterling Archer]

I'd spend the minute picking bugs out his fur

Or at least pretending to

He bald nikka.

 

[MarcP]

I'll just keep being a brokie

 

[The G.O.D II]

I like my dikk very much so I’ll have to pass

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

With no weapon that's a tough one breh.

As for the "who cares if Im disfigured, Im rich", these things usually go for the face don't they? No amount of $ is worth being like Gary Oldman in Hannibal

 

[TallMan_J]

That chimp would destroy or permanently disfigure you in 10 seconds with ease. Eye gouging, finger biting, and nose ripping. You want to be blind and missing limbs for $500 million? That's IF you survive for 60 seconds.


Some of you said that you wouldn't snort a line of coke for millions, but you would square up with a whole chimp? I don't know about y'all, but my eyesight is priceless.

 

[FTBS]

nikkas put they life on the line for a few grams of a drug or a nothing ass broad everyday. Sign me up. Most animals don't just attack for the fukk of it. They do so if they feel threatened or if they are in desperate need. OP said no weapon but didn't say shyt about armor :JewishmanonComingtoAmerica GIF: If worse comes to worse and I don't survive, my kids, kids, kids gonna be straight.