For $500 million,no weapon, you have to survive this creature for 1 minute in an enclosed room

[TallMan_J]

With no weapon that's a tough one breh.

As for the "who cares if Im disfigured, Im rich", these things usually go for the face don't they? No amount of $ is worth being like Gary Oldman in Hannibal

That chimp is going straight for your face. Some of these brehs would straight up trade their eyesight and vision for $500 million.


You'd have the money, but couldn't see a fukking thing. What's the point? You can't put a price tag on your health and any of your five senses, especially your vision.

 

[JesusFOREVER]

Are you taking the money, you survive 60 seconds and you are half a billion $ richer

Im good

 

[Batsute]

I'll just keep being a brokie

Like a fukkin banana peel.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

nikka way too slow for me
60 seconds is nothing

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

That chimp is going straight for your face. Some of these brehs would straight up trade their eyesight and vision for $500 million.


You'd have the money, but couldn't see a fukking thing. What's the point? You can't put a price tag on your health and any of your five senses, especially your vision.

My thoughts exactly.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I get it. We all deep down have a price. If you could guarantee me the worst thing that would happen is I lose the use of one of my arms, etc.

But basic human enjoyment of life seems pretty impossible after an unarmed encounter with one of those crazed monkeys!

 

[JesusFOREVER]

@George's Dilemma SPOILER!!!! THAT!!!

 

[BucciMane]

Oh yeah, only coli nikkas can survive this for 60s

I hope the braindead (and not due to getting fukked up by a chimp) idiots in here that think they could last more than 30 seconds against a chimp watch this. Watching those videos and the speed of the chimps seemed like they were five minutes long, but they were really just about one minute.

You're getting your eyes, nuts, throat, ears, etc., ripped the fukk off of you..

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[Screwtape]

It's wild the thought processes these threads send you down

Like do I stand up tall and maintain my presence over it

Or would eye contact be as effective communication s in real life, would it see that I'm calm and confident, or do these animals tend to avoid eye contact with other males

Or do my family get the money when I inevitably get my throat ripped out


Over ten minutes mulling this never gonna happen situation over. Has slowed my thoughts after a busy day in work lol. Got to rep op

 

[Hungerpain]

No

 

[HTXBreh]

Its going to pull off peices of you and bite you.Hell to the nah

 

[iBrowse]

I'll just keep being a brokie

Did his scalp just get peeled to the white meat?

 

[iBrowse]

That chimp would destroy or permanently disfigure you in 10 seconds with ease. Eye gouging, finger biting, and nose ripping. You want to be blind and missing limbs for $500 million? That's IF you survive for 60 seconds.


Some of you said that you wouldn't snort a line of coke for millions, but you would square up with a whole chimp? I don't know about y'all, but my eyesight is priceless.

Don’t forget that people in here mentioned that these things rip off your genitals too. I mean what the fukk.

 

[jackswstd]

I’d take that bet with a gorilla, they’ll leave you alone if you don’t challenge them. A chimpanzee will tear your face off for fun.

 

[MajesticLion]

I’d do it...as long as I’m left with one good eye and a working penis...that $500M would make for some fantastic debauchery

holy shyt...never mind

That turnaround