For $500 million,no weapon, you have to survive this creature for 1 minute in an enclosed room

[MajesticLion]

Yeah, the Mason Verger look ain't for me.

 

[sfgiants]

Chimpanzees known to go on rape raids and eat/rape rival groups

no thanks

 

[broller]

500 million, ehh I don't know.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

Spoiler: Exhibit C

I'll pass and just keep working my job

 

[tonyclifton]

Imma bring a joint and some mushrooms and hope we can come to an understanding

 

[Premeditated]

if you scare go to church.

i'm a trill nikka. I killt a snake with a machete when I was 6. a stupid chimp can't get one on me. you safe ass nikkas been nowhere

 

[EndDomination]

Putting it in a full-nelson

 

[MECCA1000]

I'm going in with a bunch of fruit!
You said "no weapons"

 

[gldnone913]

A chimp will fukk you up and tear ya nuts off. I'm cool lol....them mufukkas strong as hell

 

[Babymama Magnet]

Get my lips chewed off and dikk ripped off my body

Even if i survive... i wouldn't get to enjoy that money

 

[TL15]

For half a billy I’m hitting a hard step like a prime Reggie Bush, shoulder jukes like prime Barry. I got 60 seconds to dodge a monkey who ain’t never watched the NFL before

 

[smoove157]

Yeah, the Mason Verger look ain't for me.

Spoiler

love that movie

 

[Xyrax]

60 seconds.....ball up and take them hits...

Yep, Id do that on the strength of leaving that money to my kids alone, 500m is generational wealth if invested properly, you gonna see 4% or more return on that a year even with the worst investments. My kids and grandkids gonna live a luxurious life on that.

 

[Chrishaune]

if they are in full attack mode.....it aint no surviving. they dont look that menacing but they can litterally tear your whole head off

What you talking about? He looks like he can do that.....



They said no weapon, but I'm taking full body armor......

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

500 million, ehh I don't know.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

Spoiler: Exhibit C

The second monkey looking like

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Nope
You'll be missing your face