For $500 million,no weapon, you have to survive this creature for 1 minute in an enclosed room

[Canada Goose]

Surprised to find out that Leopards prey on chimpanzees I thought pansies had no predators..

 

[Bossyyyyy]

id kill that nikka.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

if they are in full attack mode.....it aint no surviving. they dont look that menacing but they can litterally tear your whole head off

And they go for the dikk too

 

[[Something Cool]]

It’s going to go for your eyes first then rip off your nuts . Chimps try to make sure their adversaries don’t have seeds. Abso-fukkin-lutey not.

 

[feelosofer]

With 500 milly I can buy a new face.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Nope

 

[BaileyPark31]

With 500 milly I can buy a new face.

ok

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Surprised to find out that Leopards prey on chimpanzees I thought pansies had no predators..

Oh. So ill bring a leopard that's cool with me

Thats not technically a weapon

Or 10 Rottweilers

Easy 500 mil

 

[Family Man]

Is it gonna wanna fight off rip???


Or


Is there a chance it might just chill?

This is very important. Or at least if he's gonna take the first 45 seconds to hop around, beat his chest, and talk shyt before getting down to business.

 

[42 Monks]

60 seconds is a long fukking time

 

[Brehcepticon]

Let's get into some specifics: Define weaponry. Can I wear a suit of armor? Are there areas in this room I can hide in? Crawl space?

 

[Inferno]

Let me put a spin on this...you get a machete but it’s a fight to the death y’all doing it then?

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

I don't know if I'd do it WITH a weapon tbh.

 

[Frida Giezman]

Bro what kind of stupid questions are these I’m killing that chimp with my bare hands for 5 million let alone 500 million

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Let me put a spin on this...you get a machete but it’s a fight to the death y’all doing it then?

I'm bringing a pet cheetah or 5 Rottweilers/Pit Bulls/German Shepherd/Mastiff

Chilling in the corner like