For All You Idiot Drivers Who Do Not Know How To Properly Merge Onto The Highway

[ORDER_66]

Well then that’s when you just simply decelerate just enough to safely merge behind them why is this such rocket science for so many people where the hell did y’all go to high school my god

..and please for the love of god, when I say to decelerate I mean to actually DECELERATE. As in, take your foot off the gas and let your vehicle coast to a slower speed than the other vehicle rather than hitting your brakes.

Do not, for the love of god DO NOT hit your f*cking brakes just to reduce your goddamn speed.

And this goes for general highway driving period. Soon as you dummies see someone change lanes in front of you, you get spooked automatically and jump on your brakes.

This does nothing but cause a chain reaction, due to the drivers behind you most likely being better drivers than you and, therefore are driving defensively and hit their brakes when you hit yours.

And boom, there begins the chain reaction that begins the traffic jams we see every day. Meanwhile your dumbass continues on moseying on down the road oblivious to the headache you just started. F*cking absolute idiots.

I never said hit the brakes I usually just let my foot off the gas for a bit

BUT there are some places where U must brake just a bit there's an on-ramp where it gets so tight at queens blvd the merge is so narrow and traffic is crazy mad accidents happen over there same shyt with the jackie robinson if u dont know what u doing

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I’m about to just unleash all my pent up road rage on everybody in this thread

 

[Negro Caesar]

Somebody got cut off today on the highway huh.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

try merging onto the skyway in Buffalo from downtown.
that shyt is a deathtrap.
i'm not talking about the main entrance either, i'm talking about that other entrance.

 

[ORDER_66]

try merging onto the skyway in Buffalo from downtown.
that shyt is a deathtrap.
i'm not talking about the main entrance either, i'm talking about that other entrance.

Pics???

 

[breakfuss]

What amazes me is how interstate quality varies between states. From things like on/off ramps and merging lanes to lighting. Some merging lanes are way too short and not everyone is out here trying to audition for Tokyo Drift. I hear what you’re saying, OP, but a lot of folks do not like to move the fukk over for people trying to get on.

 

[AAKing23]

That's why I said slow down because a$$hole see u and speed up!!!

Or speed up and cut em off

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Pics???

I don't see the on-ramps clearly but still, I can feel the scustness through the picture but Buffalo as a city period has always given scust vibes to me, whether I'm looking at it through pics or looking at the random shots you get during a Bills game broadcast, its always

 

[downtheline]

The general public is too self absorbed to use the zipper method for merging.

 

[ORDER_66]

I don't see the on-ramps clearly but still, I can feel the scustness through the picture but Buffalo as a city period has always given scust vibes to me, whether I'm looking at it through pics or looking at the random shots you get during a Bills game broadcast, its always

Why is it so damned high???

 

[hatealot]

I know for certain Long Island has some ridiculous short ass merge lanes where you literally have to stop and wait for an opening

Long Island drivers are wild and angry. They do not like to let people in to merge. I thought it was just me at first but there is a road rage problem from those white people, especially the women. They will not per people merge into the lane, they actually will match or speed up to prevent you

 

[Blankthawtz]

glad this thread was made....lotta fukkaz need it.....don't get shook to get on the highway at the last minute and start slowin down.....I hate that shyt....i get seriously pissed and try my best to drive around them on a fukkin on ramp....i shouldn't have to do that but i'm BETTER THAN YOU!...

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

What amazes me is how interstate quality varies between states. From things like on/off ramps and merging lanes to lighting. Some merging lanes are way too short and not everyone is out here trying to audition for Tokyo Drift. I hear what you’re saying, OP, but a lot of folks do not like to move the fukk over for people trying to get on.

I don’t know who in the fukk got the co-sign in Chicago for the on/off ramps to feed into or exit from the fast lane


We also have a crazy short on-ramp merge in a couple of entrances on 880 in Oakland, one of the most free for all driving ass freeways complete with 18 wheelers. I’m a fast assertive driver, and even I don’t like fukkin with that entrance

 

[Ohene]

Some of these merge lanes are short as fukk for no good reason either. But I do make sure to always merge safety and go in the next lane over if I can cause these machines are basically super predators so I’d rather be precautious. Unfortunately the average person shouldn’t be driving, humans only been doing it barely 100 years I don’t think we’ve even naturally adapted properly still as a species, so your complaint will like bother you rest of your driving days.

this

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Oh, and you idiots who pull wide to your left, taking up the whole lane, to make a wide, slow right turn can quite literally go to hell