Forgive me if this has been discussed already, but why don't they just make a REAL wrestling league??

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Oh God no. 🤢 seeing this shyt has made me appreciate the fugazi shyt so much more, wow brehs. You couldn't pay me to watch this shyt.


But I do think there is a way to inject entertainment value. For instance, have scorecards like boxing where fukkery earns you points (score for jumping off the ropes and landing a hit, score for crazy holds n shyt) idk just seeing nikka fondle each other is definitely disturbing and not at all what I remember as a kid. There's gotta be a way to make it work tho it's just gotta be
 

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I was just talking to my cousin (yes the same favorite cousin I always mention I'm discussing sports with) and we were reminiscing about the good ol days as kids when we used to wrestle each other, played all the wrestling games, and watched that shyt religiously on tv. Then we found out it was all fake and almost instantly hit the Seinfeld:


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I abandoned that shyt at like 13 and ain't looked back since. But as I'm thinking about it, literally the only reason I stopped watching is cuz the fights were completely staged. Like I'm cool with the selling of the fights, all the promo cuts and fukkery backstage etc, but why can't the ACTUAL FIGHTS be real?? I mean it can't be the risk involved when the fukkin UFC exists so what the hell? There has to be a good reason and there's enough weirdo TSC brehs to school me on this shyt. I did not put this thread in TSC however because I refuse to go in that section of this forum. I believe it takes a different breed of negro to still be a fan of this fake shyt in their adult years and I just cannot relate. However, if you are a TSC breh, come on in here and speak your piece.


I am aware there are probably lesser known leagues of authentic wrestling, but that shyt is trash. I'm talking about taking the entertainment and flair of the WWE, old WCW, ECW, etc but actually making the fights real. Creating storylines and shyt based on the actual outcomes of real matches as opposed to just staging every damn thing. NFL and NBA do a spectacular job of dramatizing their leagues and making shyt interesting outside of the game itself while still not having to fake shyt, I don't know why wrestling can't do the same.
If you think it’s such a great idea and can work then you should do it yourself breh. What’s stopping you. Believe in it and take the leap.
 

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If you think it’s such a great idea and can work then you should do it yourself breh. What’s stopping you. Believe in it and take the leap.
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TSC incels in shambles 1 starring my thread:mjlol: how's it feel to know even the anime brehs get bytches, hell in these times they'll straight up watch it with you. When's the last time y'all even MENTIONED AEW to a woman without being ghosted instantaneously?! Here I am trying to help y'all out to make the shyt cool and this is the thanks I get loooool ho ass nikkas mayne
 

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Real wrestling is boring. Outside of a belly to belly suplex, you aren’t pulling off wrestling moves on a conscious opponent. And if you did it would certainly seriously injure them.
 

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OP gonna ask why they don't just put actors who play action heroes in those situations for real Running Man/Hunger Games style next

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Welp, you got me lmao:mjgrin: I used to love when super cac stone cold Steve Austin used to shyt on cacs and style on em, drinking beer and flipping birds like a mad man. Favorite wrestler by far.



And to answer y'all question, no I have never watched a real wrestling match. But now that yall mentioned it i just visualized when boxers clench for a breather but that being pretty much the whole match :hhh:maybe the fugazi version is the best option.
You realize wwe isn’t actual wrestling . It’s a athletic event . Actual wrestling isn’t no rock bottom stone cold stunners steel chairs . You are advocating for a league that takes away almost all of what you found entertaining
 
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