Fukk you if you use corporate phrases like these

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I remember when I worked in hell (lowes warehouse), when break time was over this dude said 'welp back to slavery"

On that day looking at all the broken down folks from black to cac...it made me realize that I needed to get the fukk out of that place

 

[African_brehda]

I’m going to Circle Back to this thread

Op doesn’t like when a mail finds him well

 

[FreedMind]

Living the dream means I wanna kill myself high key

 

[Splakavellie504]

Hear me out

I only say these phrases to cacs because I want to keep the convo short and not deep because cacs will go on some tangent about some sick bullshyt if you do too much talking.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

It’s a beautiful Friday afternoon (at least in NY) yet you mad posting on the Coli

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[boogers]

Well I am partial to hump day

i know beyonce aint

 

[Regular Developer]

"Are you having fun yet?"

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I remember starting out in office settings, you'd have one of the executives come to the meetings and say

"I understand, I started out right where you are."

Bih if you don't stop lying.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

"you got a big dikk" @KnickstapeCity

 

[Coco Loco]

Per my last email, why do you need to know that information?

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[3xplatinum]

*Walking in Monday morning*

"Is it Friday yet?!?"
Me:

 

[King_Kamala61]

"Working hard or hardly working? "

"Another day in paradise "

"Livin the dream "

If you ever used any of these phrases even ironically, you are a certified lame who uses stock phrases because you don't know how to conjure up genuine conversation .

Even worse if you're black, because I expect this kinda dry cardboard cookie cutter kinda shyt from cacs

Only White coworkers ever said this. But I was working on a job where there were only 15 whites in the whole building.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

You know how many times I been late to work and got away with it saying shyt like this