Funniest Val Venis Promos (No ****)

[OmegaK2099]

dude was funny as hell on the mic

*enters thread rockin towel while spinning fingers*

*grabs mic*

"Y'see somethin ladies! the big valboski is alot like the energizer bunny! You CHARGE My batteries UP! WIND ME UP REAL NICE! AND THE BIG VAL BOSKI JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING -"

 

[Riley Escobar]

"I came, I saw, I came again "

 

[OmegaK2099]

"the big valboski would like to present to you his latest feature ENTITLED ''LAND OF THE RISING VENIS'!"

 

[OmegaK2099]

"And They Call you the big show!??"

Big show tosses val into wall "smart-ass."

 

[OmegaK2099]

[ame=http://youtu.be/42HxpJ9G3aw]Zha doing the Val Venis Dance - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Heelish]

"This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays."

That had me go back in the day

 

[Metta World Movement]

LOL @ him dipping out with the quickness when Terri Runnels announced she was pregnant by him

 

[R=G]

I'm surpried the GIF hasn't popped up yet and YOU KNOW what I'm talking about

 

[Singh]

Val gettin head from Mrs. Yamaguchi-San

 

[JMurder]

Val Venis was

And then he joined Right To Censor

 

[Heelish]

Val Venis was

And then he joined Right To Censor

Between RTC and Sean Morley he was flip flopping worse than Master P

 

[Reality Check]

Who's taken his place as the dude who slaps the back of the ambulance?

 

[Da Thrilla]

"This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays."

That had me go back in the day

I still use this line to this day

I've been watching some old Attitude-Era RAW's recently, and the vignettes leading up to his debut would always end with:


Val Venis Is Coming


Thank You Based Val

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Who's taken his place as the dude who slaps the back of the ambulance?

I forgot all about that

 

[captaincharisma]

Val gettin head from Mrs. Yamaguchi-San

i was legit scared for him when the japs tied him up in the bathroom