Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time

[KravenMorehead™]

Good morning scrub

oh you gotchu a lil fort huh?

a give a fukk about ya lil fort nikka


I hate you

I hate you too lil nikka!! you ain't my son

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Throw in
We came here for the shyt

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the Commodores."

 

[Milk N Cookies]

@4:22b
I wanna go too...

Edit: why was that Amazon shyt just there?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Ya can't wipe it away, ya can't rub it away, you can't wash it away

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Bernie Mac, these classics right here.

"Turn ya fukkin music down in front of my house man"..I say this whenever one of my homies is front of the crib & i hop in the car

this whole scene


this joint

"we cant have a bunch of old pregnant bytches runnin round the club, thats crazy" -from knocked up

"man, i had yall over for dinner...fish tacos..this how yall gone do me?"

and "top flight scecurity of the world Craig"...i put that "of the world Craig"..on the end of whatever im cysing at the moment

"You done found ya self a nicca..nicca here now see"

"You the dog muthafukka"

"Fucc them kids"

I wanna speak to sampson"
"MAKE IT RAIN or RAINDANCE" when i'm hooping on the court

 

[jackswstd]

"You Beige muthafukker"

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

 

[bobbiewishbone]

2:15

Raheem: Yo, Q. Go in there and get me some cigarettes.

Q: Yo, why I gotta go get em?!

Raheem: 'Cause it's YOUR TURN muthafukka, now go on..

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

YO shyt IS WEAK WIZEAK!! shytS WEAK

Wow that was a fun game, hey what does high score mean? Did i break the game?

Why so you can jerk off on my mom? JEFF'S A fukkING LIAR TIMMY!

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Damn near everything from Coming To America

"What is that? Velvet?"
"No chemicals. Just juices and berries."

Lmao. I stay asking my friends if they put juices n berries in their hair

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Stay droppin debo lines from friday
And the Chris tucker lines with debo

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Mmaaannnn fukk Jesse Jackson!

I've used this randomly to end disagreements when I didn't have a rebuttal. It confuses people.

 

[FTBS]

Why do you have grits?- The Wood
Comes in handy whenever my son presents me with some random shyt he found.

"fukk them kids!"
"fukk the kids?"
"Yup"

and apartment scene from Soul Men.

"I'm looking for another Super Cop so we can Super Cop up as a team"- Blue Streak

Pretty much all of Boomerang

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Throw in
We came here for the shyt

"You mean to tell us we're dead muthafukka?!"
Undertaker: "YASSSS!!! VERY!!!"