Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time

[K_dot_Mac]

" I got fired today for making a shrimp slushie ... I was hungry and thirsty at the same time "

" you can't take our dreams away from us dad" ... "Yeah ... Cause we're like sleeping when we have them"

"I see piss coming I move ... She saw piss coming and she stayed ... And if R Kelly lose Imma piss on yo cat"

"Chicka chicka yeah"

 

[Clayton Endicott]

What made it funnier was that Jangle Leg had the face when he said it.

I was just about to post that shyt too. That face though . I don't think them laughing was part of the script. The line, the delivery and everything was just too damn funny.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Ghostbusters: "It smells like barbecued dog hair...Venkman...oh Venkman I'm so sorry."

The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader: "I altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further "
Lando:

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I got fired today for making a shrimp slushie ... I was hungry and thirsty at the same time "

Accepted is my favorite Columbus Short movie.

 

[K_dot_Mac]

Accepted is my favorite Columbus Short movie.

I was working at a theater when this movie came out and watched it like 1000 times

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Off the top of my head as of right now,any thing Mike Epps related from All About the Benjamins. Most notably this scene

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Off the top of my head as of right now,any thing Mike Epps related from All About the Benjamins. Most notably this scene

Seven fifty

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Any line from Dave Chappelle stand up and Chappelle's show

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

"Ah wah-wah"




"Don't insult my music"




From The Wash
Slim: "Hello? Yeah, this the kidnappers again. Look me and face."

Face: "Man, you just said my name"

Snoop/Dee Loc: "Them nikkas is ig'nant"

Slim:"Nikka who is you Destiny's Child? Nikka ain't nobody said your muthafukkkin' name!"

Snoop/Dee Loc: "They got to be the two stupidest muthafukkkas."

Snoop's whole face during that scene had me dead.

 

[Dillah810]

From The Wash
Slim: "Hello? Yeah, this the kidnappers again. Look me and face."

Face: "Man, you just said my name"

Snoop/Dee Loc: "Them nikkas is ig'nant"

Slim:"Nikka who is you Destiny's Child? Nikka ain't nobody said your muthafukkkin' name!"

Snoop/Dee Loc: "They got to be the two stupidest muthafukkkas."

Snoop's whole face during that scene had me dead.

Face: Who's that?
Slim: The Census Borr.
Face The what?
Slim: The Census Borr. You know, the census shyt from the hood.

 

[b. woods]

Sir Smoke-A-Lot: (crying) I'M IMPOTENT, MAN!!!

Groupie:

Sir Smoke-A-Lot: (mushes groupie in the face) GET AWAY FROM ME, bytch!!!!!!!

 

[Milk N Cookies]

 

[b. woods]

Da Mayor: (looks through the freezer) Where's the Miller High Life? (turns to Sonny) WHERE IS THE MILLER HIGH LIFE?

Sonny: No more High Life. You look what we have and buy.

Da Mayor: NO MORE HIGH LIFE?! Well, what kind of a joint is this?! How COME no more High Life?! Look, Doctor, this ain't Korea or China or WHEREVER you come from. YOU GET SOME MILLER HIGH LIFE IN THIS FUkKIN' JOINT!!!!!

Sonny's wife: You buy another beer.

Da Mayor: ... Da Mayor (opens freezer and pulls out a Miller Lite) don't drink this Lite shyt, tastes like cold POT LIQUOR!!! (turns to Sonny and his wife) Alright... alright. But you askin' a lot to make a man change his beer. You askin' A LOT, DOCTOR!!!!!!!

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Clearly i wasnt talkin to you big titties

Keep that dirty dikk in ya pants, dont fukk no students, dont fukk no teachers.

Forever, forever, forever (Sandlot)

I know we're in a life or death situation. But im taking this, im taking this couch

When i joined the force, i thought there was semen on everything. And that there was this huge database with every bad guys semen, that doesnt exist.

Do you want to die!? We have to finger each others throats.

When i'd get stabbed? That's awesome

We the police, we shoot people that's what we do!

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I wanna talk sampson fly me to the moon like that bytch alice frampton.

Abracadbra.

I'm Cuban B! Ah yes Cuban B!

Sampson this Shelia mama fell down the stairs, shut up bytch!