Fuuuck Jamaican restaurants!! I can’t do it no more!

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

This you OP .

I came in the thread earlier to see if someone posted this classic video.

 

[DeuceZ]

part of the package to be honest.

One spot I used to go to in Ft Lauda gave mad attitude like you better know what you want before you park your whip in the lot. ..

Lil spot in Newark,DE treat mi good, build some rapport stick to the basics and you str8 zeen


Gotta work on my patois

 

[CouldBeWorse]

It's the same way in Jamaica too. Even in the schools, have you waiting 45 mins to get lunch and they never have what you want smh

 

[phcitywarrior]

Brehs might need to post up them oxtail recipes

Oxtails be like fukking $4/5lb nowadays..

cheapest I found them was 3.99 at the asian supermarket 2 years back..I got $40 worth..wanna try them in a pressure cooker this time though

If you got a slow cooker then you you're good.

 

[JayStarwind]

part of the package to be honest.

One spot I used to go to in Ft Lauda gave mad attitude like you better know what you want before you park your whip in the lot. ..

Lil spot in Newark,DE treat mi good, build some rapport stick to the basics and you str8 zeen


Gotta work on my patois

All of the spots in Lauderdale are rude but the food is

If you ever are back down this way check out a place called Island Fusion Grill. The folks there are the nicest, probably the only ones in South Florida, island people you will meet.

 

[Pitfalls0117]

No idea how Jamaicans got stuck with the don't worry be happy stereotype, whoever made that shyt up never went to a Jamaican restaurant

I ain't fazed though, I'll still be eating my jerk chicken sandwich at negril

 

[mohoganyk]

Lol learn how to cook your own food. Cheaper and taste better. Most Jamaicans are very serious though, sone people are offended by that. But if I go somewhere to spend my money and someone give me attitude I’m leaving, f that.

 

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3pm called a Jamaican spot about 20min from my house. Wanted to make sure they had patties b4 I made the drive. Nobody picks up, called 3 Times.

My wife had errands to run in the area so we took a chance to stop by.

Walk in the spot and there is 1 customer and 2 workers. I walk up to the counter and ask if they have any chicken patties and of course she’s like no only beef. So then I’m like I called b4 I came and nobody was picking it up is the phone working? She’s says yes it’s working but she was so busy she couldn’t get to the phone, I literally said out loud BUSY there’s nobody here!!!

She then just says no more patties and I’m fukking flummoxed!

No offers to make more. No I’m sorry sir I couldn’t get to the phone. Nothing!

Basically she was like fukk you fukk your money you want what’s left or not??

So I grabbed my wife and left.

Why do Jamaicans run such shytty ass businesses??? I only know of one Jamaican spot that has great customer service.

 

[Jards]

Complain about Jamaican customer service brehs

 

[Kerkum]

They be on some others shyt but that curried goat

 

[CarbonBraddock]

damn i hate entitled customer fakkits like op. guess what mufukka, the people working there ain't gettin paid shyt and don't give a fukk about your complaints. you think your little chicken patty complaint means a goddamn thing to someone making minimum fukking wage? coming in the store spending less than 20 dollars and expectin to be treated like the queen of england. if it was that fukking important, then you shouldn't have stopped in not knowing if they had the shyt. oh my god, why didn't you answer the phone, i'm so freaking important that if i want to talk to you, then you HAVE to answer the phone because i'm so freaking important. hey, here's a thought, if you call somewhere and they don't care enough to answer the phone, don't go to that business you weak-minded excuse for a man. simple-minded manhole-cover patty eatin muthafukka.

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

My standard rule is to give them 45 minutes for an order.

 

[jwonder]

shyt in South FL them Jamaican restaurants be on point.

 

[marcuz]

facts.

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

Jamaicans got that shytty customer service on both sides on the Atlantic

I find it lowkey refreshing that for once a business refuses to kiss the customers ass


Equally I expect a minimal level of respect if I’m supporting your business

Agreed. I’ve worked enough in customer service that I almost respect workers who get down to brass tacks and don’t buckle whenever the customer cops an attitude.

Granted, if a bare minimum isn’t met, I won’t be coming back, but I don’t need someone to bow to my ass because I decide to throw money their way. In fact, if it’s overeager or overenthusiastic, shyt kind of disturbs me