Fuuuck Jamaican restaurants!! I can’t do it no more!

[Neuromancer]

I rarely if ever have a problem in any west Indian establishments.

 

[Neuromancer]

fukk it. You’re gonna get the attitude so might as well ask. I flat out stopped going to his roti shop because the service was so trash. Zero respect for your time and act like they are doing YOU a favor. I can tolerance for a certain level of BS but if i am throwing down $25+ for a meal for 2 then show that respect.

shyt, you even get the funky attitudes in Golden Krust. Wouldn’t tolerate that from China man (or even eat that trash) so why put up with it from my tribe?

Ali's?

 

[Family Man]

if you hear a husky jamaican woman screaming at her workers or someone in line, that jerk is fiya...no lie i have walked out of restaurants cuz the woman behind the counter smiled at me and asked how I was...

 

[Mastamimd]

The Jamaican spot I got is ill as hell. No problems at all. Period.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

fukk it. You’re gonna get the attitude so might as well ask. I flat out stopped going to his roti shop because the service was so trash. Zero respect for your time and act like they are doing YOU a favor. I can tolerance for a certain level of BS but if i am throwing down $25+ for a meal for 2 then show that respect.

shyt, you even get the funky attitudes in Golden Krust. Wouldn’t tolerate that from China man (or even eat that trash) so why put up with it from my tribe?

Oh Best believe I ask for extra gravy

I have no problems with Jamaican restaurants...they're rude just because they're a$$holes rather than being Which I respect...I don't take it personal,but I don't visit them much.

 

[frush11]

Still the best ever skit on Yard restaurant experience

 

[Bugsmoran]

I never tried curry goat. Y'all like that more than curry chicken?

Curry chicken is fire

If Goat is better than the chicken than it's a problem

 

[BigMan]

I never tried curry goat. Y'all like that more than curry chicken?

Curry chicken is fire

If Goat is better than the chicken than it's a problem

curry goat is amazing

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Majah Hype could do a sitcom just on Jamaican restaurant

Get that Netflix bag

Pure fukkery

Show is called “we nuh ave dat”

 

[CashmereThoughts]

I never tried curry goat. Y'all like that more than curry chicken?

Curry chicken is fire

If Goat is better than the chicken than it's a problem

It is with out question

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Still the best ever skit on Yard restaurant experience

Already posted this.

 

[SAINT]

This Jamaican spot where I live is trash, jerk chicken be mad salty with zero sweetness. I still order it cause it’s the only one that’s close. The one in my old hood though . It’s a 20min drive, but i might start taking it just for the jaimaican food. They rude as hell too

 

[DreadBrown]

p*ssy if chicken patty nuh deh deh it nuh deh deh wappm to some boy

Tek yuh feelings and carry dem go kfc

 

[ig88]

I got in a fight with my local halal guy the same way.

I call 15 minutes before i show up. When i show up they JUST put my shyt on. People walk in and order after me and like 2 groups of customers left before me even tho they ordered after me.

I ask habib whats up. He says “she just ordered a gyro so she left first”. To which i said “i just ordered lamb and rice and the rice is done so that makes zero sense”

Guy tried talking his way out of it but i went off. “You got 7 guys back there yet it takes you 20 min to cook up a plate when i goto nyc and see a 2 man crew take on an ENTIRE BLOCK of 100 people cooking the same food and theyll all pay and get their food 3 min MAX after ordering. Maybe if ya put my food on when i called it woulda been ready. “

Seeing the new kid take 2 min to put already chopped tomatoes and lettuce on my shyt just made me bug out. Always trying to oush double meat on me... cook ya OG shyt right first. Then wanna be cheap with the white sauce. Barbarians.

Now i cant go there cuz theyll spit in my food. fukk me.

 

[intruder]

Caribbean restaurants be like "Business hours: Mon-Sunday : 10AM - 8PM"

*tries to pull door open and realizes it's locked*

*checks the time*
1032AM
*Knocks on door*
Lady inside gives you the stink eye, says something you can't decipher from that side of the glass and then walks away
My people

this is the exact description of what happened to me at this Jamaican restaurant in Marietta Georgia just two months ago on a Saturday morning