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So I don't really post on here like that, but I decided to make this thread to lighten my mood a bit.
Y'all don't know me, but one thing I can tell you is that me and my family have had our fair share of interesting encounters that later turn out to be hilarious anecdotes in hindsight.
One involving the man in the smiley above, but I'll address that at another time.
This particular story is about
. Yes, that nikka. I'd heard multiple stories about him (me being from Chicago) but when my own father met him...and lived to tell the tale. Well... 
So pops was at Chicago's famous Water Tower (this huge ass shopping mall on the Northside). Here's a picture for illustration:
He was helping conduct an event at one of the stores. This was back in the early 90's (not sure of the exact year), but anyone who frequented this spot at that time will tell you that celebrities often rolled through with no qualms or reservations. It was a different era back then.
Back to the story.
So my father is talking to a few of his acquaintances when walks by. Now my pops was no stranger to meeting celebs so he wasn't extra starstruck or nothing. Just greeted casually.
Pops: Oh shyt. Wassup Mike?
MJ: *pauses for a second; scoffs* Why is this lil' nikka talking to me?
Pops: *looks around wide-eyed, wondering if Mike is indeed talking to/about him* What?
MJ: You heard me...nikka.
Now one thing I should note to y'all is that my pops is a very, VERY confrontational person. A Napoleon complex having ass nikka if I do say so myself. Got stories for days of this nikka getting into with people - multiple celebrities AND myself included.
Of course he's insulted by Mike's disrespect so this nikka proceeds to rant (like he usually does when he's angry).
Pops: Hold up, hold up, hold up. So you just gon' walk up in here like you Jesus nikka -- like you the messiah. nikka this is MY territory!
MJ:
Pops: We ain't on the court no more. Think 'cause you 6'6 that I won't body you?! That's NOTHIN' where I'm from! nikka I'll end yo career RIGHT NOW. Straight shatter every bone in ya legs!
MJ: *probably thinking 'this lil nikka can't be serious'; starts laughing*
At this point, pops was even MORE heated that Mike wasn't taking him seriously, so he goes in even harder. Started roasting Mike on everything from his ashiness to the clothes he had on, all-the-while being held back by mall associates and security.
Now, I cracked up the image of my pops (who's 5'7 on a GOOD day) trying to fight a 6'6 Jordan in his PRIME. And that's even if he could get past security. LMAO. shyt was pure comedy.
To this day, my pops is still butthurt about that shyt, and I can't even bring up MJ's name without that nikka getting vexed and going off on a tangent. LOL. Why I don't even bother anymore.
And if any other Coli brehs wanna share their own celeb stories, please do.
Y'all don't know me, but one thing I can tell you is that me and my family have had our fair share of interesting encounters that later turn out to be hilarious anecdotes in hindsight.
One involving the man in the smiley above, but I'll address that at another time.
This particular story is about
. Yes, that nikka. I'd heard multiple stories about him (me being from Chicago) but when my own father met him...and lived to tell the tale. Well... So pops was at Chicago's famous Water Tower (this huge ass shopping mall on the Northside). Here's a picture for illustration:
He was helping conduct an event at one of the stores. This was back in the early 90's (not sure of the exact year), but anyone who frequented this spot at that time will tell you that celebrities often rolled through with no qualms or reservations. It was a different era back then.
Back to the story.
So my father is talking to a few of his acquaintances when
walks by. Now my pops was no stranger to meeting celebs so he wasn't extra starstruck or nothing. Just greeted casually.Pops: Oh shyt. Wassup Mike?
MJ: *pauses for a second; scoffs* Why is this lil' nikka talking to me?
Pops: *looks around wide-eyed, wondering if Mike is indeed talking to/about him* What?
MJ: You heard me...nikka.
Now one thing I should note to y'all is that my pops is a very, VERY confrontational person. A Napoleon complex having ass nikka if I do say so myself. Got stories for days of this nikka getting into with people - multiple celebrities AND myself included.
Of course he's insulted by Mike's disrespect so this nikka proceeds to rant (like he usually does when he's angry).
Pops: Hold up, hold up, hold up. So you just gon' walk up in here like you Jesus nikka -- like you the messiah. nikka this is MY territory!
MJ:
Pops: We ain't on the court no more. Think 'cause you 6'6 that I won't body you?! That's NOTHIN' where I'm from! nikka I'll end yo career RIGHT NOW. Straight shatter every bone in ya legs!
MJ: *probably thinking 'this lil nikka can't be serious'; starts laughing*
At this point, pops was even MORE heated that Mike wasn't taking him seriously, so he goes in even harder. Started roasting Mike on everything from his ashiness to the clothes he had on, all-the-while being held back by mall associates and security.
Now, I cracked up the image of my pops (who's 5'7 on a GOOD day) trying to fight a 6'6 Jordan in his PRIME. And that's even if he could get past security. LMAO. shyt was pure comedy.
To this day, my pops is still butthurt about that shyt, and I can't even bring up MJ's name without that nikka getting vexed and going off on a tangent. LOL. Why I don't even bother anymore.
And if any other Coli brehs wanna share their own celeb stories, please do.
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