General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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37) Instead of whistleblowing and facing the same fate, some employees are just leaving over quality concerns / fear of retribution. Take Ethan Heald for example - senior Mechanical Design Engineer at Tesla.

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38) The rush to deliver the cybertruck led to one of the most disastrous product launches in history. With an almost immediate recall on a potentially fatal accelerator flaw as well as products being delivered almost as if they're prototypes with severe issues at onset

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39) Mechanics on youtube have been tearing down the cybertruck and finding huge flaws. Either Tesla continues delivering these trucks and potentially faces huge warranty / legal claims in the future down the road or ceases production.

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40) It's not just the CT, the cutting corners has been getting worse for its existing models. Tesla has the most problems p/100 vehicles out of any OEM bar Polestar (257 vs. 2022 reading of 226). Tesla is blaming customers in many cases for its own issues https://reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-musk-steering-suspension/

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41)Tesla has tried to cover up issues, including creating a team to suppress range complaints. "Some employees celebrated cancelling service appointments by putting their phones on mute and striking a metal xylophone, triggering applause from coworkers"

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42) The company also informed employees to only communicate via voice re product quality issues and not writing to avoid producing incriminating evidence for future regulatory investigations.

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43) The flagrant disregard of regulations / cutting corners is evident across Musk related companies. With exceptionally high injury levels across its manufacturing sites. SpaceX also failed to report required injury data to regulators for years.

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44) This same cavalier attitude is evident in Elon’s approach to company perimeters/related party dealings. From the bailout of SolarCity to save his cousins to transferring engineers from Tesla to work at Twitter. Regulators are starting to look.

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45) The most egregious example of this is xAI. On Tesla's Q1 call, Musk told investors that Tesla should be viewed as an a AI or robotics company. Yet at the same time, Elon is raising billions for xAI outside Tesla Elon Musk’s Artificial Intelligence Startup xAI Reportedly Nears $18 Billion Valuation With Fresh Funding As AI Race Heats Up

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46) On the same note, Elon also uses Tesla to pump his / insider crypto holdings such as Dogecoin/Bitcoin to the detriment of its reputation and potentially exposing it to future litigation.

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47) Additionally, during the Twitter takeover Elon borrowed $1bn from SpaceX like it was his personal piggy bank & breaching its fiduciary duty to shareholders. It does make you question the potential for moving cash between Elon entities.

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48) Back to Tesla, one has to question the $8-10bn 2024 capex guide (2023:$8.9bn). In the context of huge layoffs, no new models (2 cancelled), gigacasting pulled, Gigamexico paused, Supercharger team gone - are they overcapitalizing or is it AI (using Tesla resources for xAI?)

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49) Given xAI employees are using X/Twitter offices and data & history of shady related party dealings, it's probably not too far to think Elon is using Tesla's resources/capex for xAI.

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50) See H100 GPUs by customer for Nvidia vs. what Elon has said Grok required in terms of compute required. This should be investigated by regulators.

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51) Following on from Capex, on other accounting mysteries, Tesla continues to record substantially lower warranty claim rates compared to other OEMs despite Tesla having the most problems per 100 cars of any major OEM.

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52) It has been well covered in the press that Tesla has been aggressively recording warranty expenses as goodwill as well as in whistle-blower complaints. You may ask why?

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53) Employing this strategy allows you to artificially lower warranty provisioning / COGS and record warranty expenses at the time incurred as goodwill/SG&A. As long as the business was growing, this strategy worked great to defer the real costs of the warranty of their vehicles.

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54) Now volumes are in contraction, Tesla faces a real risk of warranty costs exploding as the age of the average vehicle under warranty expands. It has been doing everything it can to blame consumers for its own faults to kick the can down the road.

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55) Interestingly, consumers have been noting that Tesla's latest service appointments are months out or are being cancelled for no apparent reason. Tesla stalling to avoid recognising servicing costs / forcing consumers to try and fix the cars themselves.

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56) Tesla's strategy to do everything to avoid servicing (stalling & blaming customers) & lack of reliability has led in part to insurance costs exploding. Catch-22-> kick can on servicing (inflate financials) but kill demand due to soaring insurance costs

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57) Another accounting question is the Company's leasing / residual value accounting. The Company takes residual value risk on the bulk of its vehicles leased by itself. The Company also provides external leasers with residual value guarantees.

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@bnew Its a good thing Tesla is not a car company otherwise if I was a shareholder I would be freaking out about falling demand, profit margins and rising inventory.
 

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I still can’t believe this “genius” decided to tank the brands of two consumer facing companies so he can appear to be a hero to some online antisocial white boys who most likely can’t afford a Tesla or hate EVs. :dead:

It’s like this idiot thought he could be an a$$hole edgelord and an effective CEO of a consumer facing brands. :mjlol:
 

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That's a lot to believe just off the internet. If true, then the tow truck driver could potentially be liable for trespassing, assault, and interfering with a crime scene.


Is there any proof yet that he's definitely the guy whose house got ran into and isn't just using those pictures for a tiktok video?
 

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what the actual hell are you talking about man is this worth the $0.0005 from engagement ?


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He's such a fukking idiot with zero awareness who can't educate himself on broader issues. :snoop:




Elon Musk says AI will take all our jobs

Elon Musk says artificial intelligence will take all our jobs and that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

“Probably none of us will have a job,” Musk said about AI at a tech conference on Thursday.

While speaking remotely via webcam at VivaTech 2024 in Paris, Musk described a future where jobs would be “optional.”

“If you want to do a job that’s kinda like a hobby, you can do a job,” Musk said. “But otherwise, AI and the robots will provide any goods and services that you want.”

For this scenario to work, he said, there would need to be “universal high income” – not to be confused with universal basic income, although he did not share what that could look like. (UBI refers to the government giving a certain amount of money to everyone regardless of how much they earn.)

“There would be no shortage of goods or services,” he said.



There's so much shyt he's not thinking through there.

1. Does he not realize that human interaction is an important part of human welfare? If you remove human interactions from all goods and services, what will that do to people's character and mental health? Just look at what social media and screentime is doing to our children and he wants all of society to look like that.

2. If there is "no shortage of goods or services" because AI can procure anything, then what stops those who control AI from just ravaging the planet and stripping it of resources wherever they can? Especially since he is pumping up politicians who wish to destroy environmental regulations?

3. How the fukk could there be a "universal high income" if he hates taxes and hate regulation? Who the fukk is going to provide everyone with this "universal high income"?


He literally just makes shyt up based on the scifi he's read without any greater knowledge of humanity.
 

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May 23, 2024 - Business

Tesla's once-stellar reputation is running out of juice​

Tesla reputation ranking in Axios Harris Poll 100​

Annually; 2019-2024

Step chart showing Tesla's reputation ranking in the Axios/Harris 100 Poll from 2019 to 2024. In 2019 Tesla was ranked #42. They peaked at #8 in 2021 before falling in 2023 to 62 and now sit at #63.

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Data: Axios Harris Poll 100; Chart: Axios Visuals

Tesla Motors' brand reputation continued to slip over the last year as the antics of polarizing CEO Elon Musk and other issues tarnished its once-impeccable image, according to new Axios Harris Poll 100 survey results.

Why it matters: Tesla soared to 8th place in 2021's ranking of America's 100 most visible companies by their perceived image, but has since plummeted to 63rd — suggesting Musk and his company flew too high and too fast, like Icarus of Greek myth.

Zoom in: In the 2024 Axios Harris Poll 100, Tesla ranks in the 70s or below on attributes like character, trust and ethics.

  • It ranks higher on factors like growth (48th), vision (34th) and products & services (32nd).
  • But those rankings are far below its standing just three years ago, when Tesla ranked in the top 10 on all three attributes.

Context: Tesla's reputation has slid behind those of other conventional automakers.

  • Honda (7th), Toyota (12th), Subaru (15th), General Motors (40th) and Ford (55th) now all rank higher than Tesla (63rd).
  • Only Volkswagen (69th) ranks lower.

Data: Axios Harris Poll 100; Chart: Axios Visuals

The big picture: Tesla has long been defined by its CEO, who captivated consumers and investors with his vision to promote stylish, high-performance electric cars as a way to tackle climate change.

  • But his messy takeover of Twitter, and increasingly controversial political rants on the platform — now called X — have alienated some one-time believers.
  • Some Tesla owners even put bumper stickers on their cars declaring, "I bought this before Elon went crazy."

Between the lines: At many companies, communications specialists are available to smooth over the boss's miscues.

  • But Musk famously dismantled Tesla's public relations department a few years ago, and now handles his own PR via X.

What's next: Tesla faces an array of business and legal challenges that will continue threatening its reputation.

  • It's under increasing pressure from competitors, especially up-and-coming Chinese EV makers.
  • In response, Tesla is slashing car prices and cutting 10% of its workforce, even while the UAW mounts a union organizing drive.
  • Meanwhile, federal safety regulators say Tesla's Autopilot assisted-driving technology was responsible for 467 crashes and 14 deaths over about 15 months during 2022-23.
  • Tesla cars have also been plagued by quality issues, including steering and suspension failures.

Reality check: Despite the company's reputational hit, Tesla has by far the most loyal buyers of any automaker, according to S&P Global Mobility.

  • Nearly 70% of Tesla-owning households looking to buy a car in the first quarter of 2024 purchased another Tesla, per S&P data.
  • Most other brands have a loyalty rate around 50%.

The bottom line: For some buyers, it's about the car — not the company or its CEO.

Go deeper: Read the full methodology behind the Axios Harris Poll 100.
 

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Once the novelty wear off you will see the majority of these trucks back on dealer lots.. I wouldn’t be surprised the gov make Tesla buy these trucks back and decertify them then scrap them.. the design and build are supremely unnecessary and shyt was a major grift by Elon… Just wish his fan boys would see that shyt
 
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