Get Drunk Off E&J, Murder Your Boyfriend, Then Post About It On FB Brehettes

[jackswstd]

Dude looks like he weighs 120lbs soaking wet. If he was beating her up I got a bridge to sell you.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

NEXT ON TNN RAW!!!

Looking like a nikka I use to rob stagecoaches with.

 

[Unknown Poster]

How stupid can you be?!

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

We've all done some dumb shyt off E&J

She's cute enough I'd aid and a bet her too

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I'd smash

She'd slash

 

[joeychizzle]

"We was really fightn and I gt the knife and stabbed him dint think I would hurt him"

bytch what the fukk do you think happens when you force a sharp blade into flesh and bone? confetti and tittysprinkles? rainbows and pots of gold?

Stupid, stupid woman.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

She too pretty she won't last a week in jail. then rough ass bytches gone be passing around her ass for squares

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

She too pretty she won't last a week in jail. then rough ass bytches gone be passing around her ass for squares

shyt the guards might be trying to fukk with her....

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

then again, i aint eem care for pizza like that. them titties she'll have another nikka by nex week

Truth.

 

[Born2BKing]

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sidebar: "I was gone off dat E&J" should be an acceptable alibi for murder, 'cause after
you drink that chit you don't be knowing WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED the rest of the day...

Lawyer: Your honor, my client would like to plead not guilty due to being gone off that E&J

Judge: That easy jesus? That erk and jerk? Case dismissed.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

shyt the guards might be trying to fukk with her....

I would

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I would

The pretty ones know the game. Give the guard a lil ass and you get protection, smuggled in shyt, and some actual dikk even though she in prison.

 

[Vilified not verified]

Stab people and don't think it will hurt them brehettes

 

[AintNoCrampInYaMouthTho]

This story don't sound right at all. This shyt don't make a lick of sense brehs

 

[#SOG_soldier]

The pretty ones know the game. Give the guard a lil ass and you get protection, smuggled in shyt, and some actual dikk even though she in prison.

I want to shove my dikk in her anus until she passes out