Get Married Brehs, thread #255

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I feel kind of :sad: for her husband.

It seems like woman #1 got married for the money and she seems lazy. Woman #2 is :demonic:.
 

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Marriage is a old decaying institution that should be blotted out from society.
Marriage is for women and children not for men, Women follow hypergamy and Marriage gives women security and committment
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Back when women were actually virgins and a veil showed purity and no fault divorce didn't exist , dowries were paid, well those days are over.

It's amazing how marketing and old rituals have lasted through times. Let's dig deeper brehs, deboers is the one who pushed engagement rings.

The two most lavish days of you're life when people think of you and talk about how great you are is a wedding day and your funeral, what do both have in common?
your death, one takes your soul, the other takes your physical body.

There is nothing stopping your wife at any day or moment, from changing like a season, from telling you she wants a divorce (70% of divorces inititated by women), or from not wanting
to make love with you anymore and there is nothing you can do about.
The average first marriage lasts around 7 years, the 7 year itch before you are stuck with alimoney, sale of the matrimonial home and being labelled as a failed husband and father.
But but you don't know her like we do, we have something special. :russ:, since when has
something special held together anything?
Kobe, shaq and phil won 3 in a row went to 4 finals, but even that couldn't hold that relationship together for long.

But but yeah , all across america, the world their are men who thought they had their soulmate, men who were married 5,10, 15, 20 years, men who were better fathers than you are to your seed,
men who were better husbands than you are to your wife or gf, and men who still got them thangs dropped on them, men who were dragged through the abyss and had their perfect life ruined all because her feelings changed.
Marriage is a ticking timebomb, its like walking in a minefield one day your going to step on a mine and be like :lupe:

This is the day of starter husbands, where women are just like ah well he's nice, i'll just take the security, the 1bdrm condo and toyota prius, and in a few years i'll ugprade to
bungalow lexus brad.

Get down on one knee with a expensive ring, and help pay for a expensive wedding and honeymoon, and furniture and a new crib you don't need, stainless steel appliances,
4 credit cards, a gas guzzling suv and everything else you don't need brehhhhhhhs

get married brehs

:wow:
 

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So if you marry at 30 and divorce at 40 you will lose everything, who has alot of assets built 18-30 anyway?? Greater household earnings and tax benefits are cancelled out by greater spending and more expenses. I can spot a divorced older man from a mile away, they have insanely high suicide rates for a reason

As long as a women faces the chance to take half your shyt regardless of what she does in a marriage its retarded to get married. She knows you cant afford to leave her. Thats why girlfriends work out and wives never do. Go to a local gym aint no women there 30-40 years old. Just young women and cougars trynna get their groove back
You know what...most of the fit older women I see in the gym are mostly divorced women. Not all but most. :ohhh:

My nikka you have a point there :ohhh:

It just hit me :ohhh:
 

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You know what...most of the fit older women I see in the gym are mostly divorced women. Not all but most. :ohhh:

My nikka you have a point there :ohhh:

I just hit me :ohhh:

Thats why dudes shouldnt be marrying these hoes. They ALL have the same mentality, they were raised into it. They want to look good when theyre single to nab men, but have zero intention of looking good when they got a husband slaving away for them. Boyfriends get tons of blow jobs, sex everywhere and even 3 somes and other freaky shyt. Husband gets boring missionary once a week

Ive been to dozens of gyms the amount of fit women with rings on their fingers i can count on both hands. Time to ugrade hardonhoes to ruthlessonhoes, they deserve nothing less
 

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:wow: @ the liberal using of the phrase "cash out"

:leostare: @ her and her husband being "happy", but her coming up with an escape plan because of something the ex-wife did
 
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1. Don't get married (at least not until the law changes and makes things more fair for men when it comes to divorce, particularly alimony). And remember that prenups get thown out all the time, usually over technicalities or some other bs, so don't think that'll save you in the future

2. If you're going to live with a woman, make sure it's somewhere that doesn't have that "common law" shyt. Better yet, if possible, do like the gawd John Cena did and make her sign a cohabitation agreement before she moves her stuff in

3. ANY woman - wife, girlfriend, jumpoff, whatever - who comes up to you rubbing her belly and talkin' about "you da daddy" - you better not sign shyt or pay for any shyt until them DNA test results come out

It's 2014 and you STILL have idiots who don't follow all of the above :snoop:
 

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what is up with this no marriage agenda y'all pushing


Put it like this...if you were with a woman you loved...and someone said...will you marry her...you would probably say "yes"

But...if you were with a woman you loved...and someone said..."Hey do you want to enter a legally binding contract that says, in the event that you two decide to not want to be in a relationship anymore, she could be entitled to as much as half of everything you have? Also, if you have children, she could be entitled to some of the money you make, while having custody of the kid, while dictating the time you can see and spend with your kid"...Would you say yes to that?

Marriage, like college...only makes sense in certain lifestyles for certain people at certain points of life...
 

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Emotional Rape?


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Put it like this...if you were with a woman you loved...and someone said...will you marry her...you would probably say "yes"

But...if you were with a woman you loved...and someone said..."Hey do you want to enter a legally binding contract that says, in the event that you two decide to not want to be in a relationship anymore, she could be entitled to as much as half of everything you have? Also, if you have children, she could be entitled to some of the money you make, while having custody of the kid, while dictating the time you can see and spend with your kid"...Would you say yes to that?

Marriage, like college...only makes sense in certain lifestyles for certain people at certain points of life...

I agree with the last sentence (obvious). But that kind of argument can be applied to almost every major decision in life. If someone asked you if you want to eventually have a kid you would probably say yes.

But if someone asked you to give all of your time, dedication, and energy into another human being, while taking care of it for 18+ years. Would you say yes to that?

Y'all weirdos need to stop it for real.

Marriage has its positives and negatives. A lot of people shouldn't get married. But to be afraid of a :duck: story that someone typed up in their basement…:cmonson:
 

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I agree with the last sentence (obvious). But that kind of argument can be applied to almost every major decision in life. If someone asked you if you want to eventually have a kid you would probably say yes.

But if someone asked you to give all of your time, dedication, and energy into another human being, while taking care of it for 18+ years. Would you say yes to that?

Y'all weirdos need to stop it for real.

Marriage has its positives and negatives. A lot of people shouldn't get married. But to be afraid of a :duck: story that someone typed up in their basement…:cmonson:
Marriage has it's positives for women and children, I'm not sure that's true for American men.
 
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