Getting everything free solely because you have a vagina appreciation thread

[colicolicoli]

Got a simp letting me drive his audi with my girls to the club tonight.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

*walks up to random tailgate party and doesn't have to pay the cover fee*
*gets free weed from the simps in the apt next door*
*gets nails/hair paid for by a light skinned nikka*

ALL OF THIS IS TRUE AND IF YOU ENABLE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR I fukkING HATE YOU

I fukkin' love being the first to tell a hot bytch no for some shyt. Ran into some chick at a bar that insisted that she was going to be some sort of famous supermodel one day, always posting "modeling" photos on Facebook and shyt, thinking she was way hotter than she really was. Anyway, walks right up to me at a party and says in a cutesy, high-pitched voice, "Hi sweetie! Do you wanna get me a beer?"

With drunk bravery, I laughed in her face and told her no. Her facial expression was that of a beaten puppy.

 

[Poppa_Dock]

Why is every one so concerned with how a few select bytches be living? Let them reap the benefits of having a p*ssy cuz all those benefits dry up at 40. I would say 30 but simping has pushed the boundaries further. I ain't gonna be dealing with these broads let them do them.

also they would have to consecutively fuk with lame ass simp dudes


what a life

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Got a simp letting me drive his audi with my girls to the club tonight.

smh, I can believe this too. All the more reason to trust no females out here, damn that.

 

[A Friend of The People]

smh, I can believe this too. All the more reason to trust no females out here, damn that.

She bout to get busted down in the backseat of some white boys mother's Audi while this CAC is at home playing beerpong with his roommates

She's winning

 

[HelgaPataki]

paying rent isnt one of them...

you haven't been beat right

 

[Sharp]

These hoes be actin up and dese nikkas be lettin dem

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

She bout to get busted down in the backseat of some white boys mother's Audi while this CAC is at home playing beerpong with his roommates

She's winning

shyt chea she winning, it's crazy these females are truly blessed to have what they have between they legs. Man, my cousin could fukk around and get some loud pack without doin a damn thing just off the strength of the P even being there. It's a tool of awesome power.

Young nikkaz out here lookin like the Bobcats in this game now that broads takin that approach nikkaz in the 90s took. Yall ladies schemin on these bird brain simps.

 

[winb83]

*walks up to random tailgate party and doesn't have to pay the cover fee*
*gets free weed from the simps in the apt next door*
*gets nails/hair paid for by a light skinned nikka*

i couldn't be a female and get petty shyt for free and hold on to my self worth. its a hoe out there driving a round in a paid for Benz that she didn't have to put a dime on and she owns it and you bragging about a simp getting ya nails done. don't you look at yourself and wonder why your p*ssy ain't worth a paid for luxury car and a mansion instead of nails done at the local Asian spot?

 

[Ain't That Something]

shyt chea she winning, it's crazy these females are truly blessed to have what they have between they legs. Man, my cousin could fukk around and get some loud pack without doin a damn thing just off the strength of the P even being there. It's a tool of awesome power.

Young nikkaz out here lookin like the Bobcats in this game now that broads takin that approach nikkaz in the 90s took. Yall ladies schemin on these bird brain simps.

U sound like you envy that power of the p*ssy?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

U sound like you envy that power of the p*ssy?

I admire the power, I don't envy it tho. The cost you pay is tough, imagine the threat of being raped by some lowlife scumbag? Couldn't fade it...

 

[colicolicoli]

i couldn't be a female and get petty shyt for free and hold on to my self worth. its a hoe out there driving a round in a paid for Benz that she didn't have to put a dime on and she owns it and you bragging about a simp getting ya nails done. don't you look at yourself and wonder why your p*ssy ain't worth a paid for luxury car and a mansion instead of nails done at the local Asian spot?

It's cause I have no ass...until Tyler buys me one.

 

[innocentdevil]

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Got a simp letting me drive his audi with my girls to the club tonight.

hes a sucka bring that shyt back almost on E

 

[winb83]

It's cause I have no ass...until Tyler buys me one.

the worst part of it is you probably internally hold on to feelings of superiority to them nikkas while taking handouts from them but just the fact that you're taking a handout makes you inferior to them on a level. you probably rationalize it like you deserve the shyt you get like most women do. a certain part of your own internal pride has to die before you start taking those handouts no matter how you rationalize it inside.