Getting everything free solely because you have a vagina appreciation thread

[Rawtid]

If some of yall just push up and squeeze together your man titties in your Target v-necks, you too could get free shyt. Men don't look you in the eyes they just see breasts.

 

[Serious]

That is what I'm waiting for, should be hilarious.


I don't know why more of these ladies don't expose some of these lame nikkas, if SOHH history tells us anything, dudes will expose a chick QUICKLY.

Can't wait, we bout to in the near future




@ simping females, females simp me

 

[colicolicoli]

Can't wait for her to start dropping those simp exposals.

I'd never expose my simps, but me and @malcolmxxx_45 got some heat coming soon. TLR bout to get turnt up.

 

[Roger Sterling]

*walks up to random tailgate party and doesn't have to pay the cover fee*
*gets free weed from the simps in the apt next door*
*gets nails/hair paid for by a light skinned nikka*

Better hope you find a husband before thirty 'cause that shyt's gonna be over before you know it .

 

[Versa]

I ain't mad at it. If y'all were smart you would take this thread as a warning and cut down on the simpin

 

[Versa]

Gentlemen, as a new rule:

You are only allowed one fukk up from now on. Any time after that you catch yourself simpin' on some hoe that's not reciprocating or at the very least fukking you, then you need to be checked on that shyt because she is screwing you over. This is hereby declared on October 6, 2012 to be the new law.

It's for your own good, fellas. You'd be surprised at how much your stock goes up when you stop giving up everything you work for, for free.

You lowkey dropping gems in this thread. Most nikkas ain't gonna listen though.

 

[YBE]

Use my vagina to get free shyt until I'm 30 then marry a super simp and spend all his money.

Works for me.

I dont know why but, this shyt made my blood boil

 

[Banned Account12]

*gets AIDS*

shyt had me for a good 5 mins

*gets 1-star*

came back to life and again

 

[Banned Account12]

just read the whole thread...damn yu hoes disgust me

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhPkfw27B2U]Future - bytches Ain't shyt [NoDj] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[marcuz]

Use my vagina to get free shyt until I'm 30 then marry a super simp and spend all his money.

Works for me.

 

[luckyse7enz]

All young nikkaz gotta have at least one milf in they life. No bullshyt, no games, just gifts, home cooked meals, and sex.

Real. Talk. Even if she's not a MILF, per se. Cougars are just as awesome.

Randomly finding myself in a situation like that right now. This older chick I met while I was out. The age gap is wild but chick's honestly got one of the best bodies I've seen on a woman (of any age).

No kids...just a few chill pets. Got her place, a career, and she cooks on command. I was gonna chill with her once and she texts, "You hungry?"

I go "You cooking?"

She's like "I can. I'll text you when I get back from the grocery store."

I end up showing up later and she has baked salmon & homemade macaroni on deck.

Eat, fukk, chat, fukk, nap, leave or show up, fukk, chat, fukk nap. I honestly think that some older chicks just get to a point where they just appreciate being able to get what they want or do stuff for a man without the drama & obligation...

Can't complain.

 

[charmander]

*walks up to random tailgate party and doesn't have to pay the cover fee*
*gets free weed from the simps in the apt next door*
*gets nails/hair paid for by a light skinned nikka*

get ya own plastic nails and synthetic hair

 

[yeahisaidit]

get ya own plastic nails and synthetic hair

 

[DaRealness]

I haven't read the 10 pages of bullshyt, but I would just LOVE for a female to try me in any way, she'd be in for a rude awakening.....

Ain't no simping over here, no matter how good you might think you look and how gassed up you are.

 

[Kings County]

I'd never expose my simps, but me and @malcolmxxx_45 got some heat coming soon. TLR bout to get turnt up.