Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

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Don’t assume that you’re gonna get a piss test. Some places are using the hair follicle test from what I’ve been told.

That’s even worse. (For long time users) It can detect drugs use for over ten years? Now, how do I know that? Because this dumbass E-9 used cocaine for years and thought he was being tested for weed. That was back in early 2000s. The results said he had been a Cocaine user for the entire time he was in the military. Almost 20 years.

He lost everything.

Officer's Failed Drug Test: How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Hair?
 

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Eat and drink clean for those 3 weeks. Do cardio for those 3 weeks - one hour minimum / 2x a day.

It should leave your system by your time limit. After that, reevaluate what you want in life and make a choice if marijuana is really worth it breh.

Good luck.
 

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well lets say i get someones piss like night before or even day of, by time I take the test it's gonna be lukewarm. wont they know it didn't come out of my body?
Get the pee less than an hour before u gotta drop. Put it in an orange pill bottle. Tuck it in the area under ya nuts/between ya thighs. It will be warm enough for the drop
 

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Water, cardio and time is the only answer.

I don't believe in the other bullshyt methods.
 

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I been wanting to take a break anyway maybe this was a sign.
nah breh fukk these clowns riding in on their high horse trying to guilt you into stopping because THEY think it's wrong.
they act like they're better than you because you smoke weed, that's retarded. keep smoking, there's always ways around these bs drug tests. it's really not that complicated, you're over thinking it.

you're going to need clean urine. this is what i've done and it's pretty simple. i got a cousin to pee in a bottle (i use the bottle from the quickfix with the temp sticker) the morning of the test, tie a rubber band around the bottle and a hot hands packet. you only need 1.
now you can tuck it under you nuts if you want to go the extra mile, but the person that hands you the bottle doesn't even watch you pee in it, you go inside a bathroom, at least out here in cali that's how it works from my experience. so really, you can just put it in your pocket or wear some long socks and stash it in there. they're not gonna search you either, this aint parole breh. they might ask you to empty out your pockets, but that's about it, so if i was you i'd probably just go with the sock method. and it's really that simple. empty out the bottle into cup and you walk out of that place and smoke a joint to celebrate your new job.
 
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Air Tight container with clean piss. Make sure it's Atleast 100 degrees as it needs to reach between 90-100 for a valid reading.

They gonna have u waiting upwards of 2 hours so have it snugged under ur nuts.

If it's hair or blood that's undefeated.
 

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I love how people are judgemental and talk shyt without all the facts. I guess it's easy to be an a$$hole on the Internet. I just started looking for jobs this week and a recruiter already called me for a big job that drug test. most of the companies in my field don't test. I wasn't even looking for this job they hit me up.





I knew u were a bum. All that sideways e thugging u been doing for years and now God has revealed the truth...... u were wasting all that time being a fraud online while ignoring reality and taking the proper steps to be a real man of integrity setting up your lifes career path. All those years of e thugging and what u do have to show for it? Nothing but desperation In 2019 that has u ready to do some bum shyt to pass a piss test?

:mjlol:

U were never a boss. Oh u didnt think someone would remember all those years of u lying about being a hip hop reporter for a publication that never had a name because it didnt exist?

:umad:

LOL @ Fortune 500 like that means something.....Amazon just made Fortune 500......I'm willing to bet its a job being a Amazon stock handler making minimum wage. Amazon is popping up all over the US with those jobs..I know because my son does it part time. LOL @ Fortune 500.....Walmart is fortune 500 too.....U probably applied to be a Walmart cashier. And you're gonna fail the test because when they send u to a lab they check the piss for a specific temperature. They'll know if it isn't fresh. And drinking gallons of water prior will just make u pissy all day while still having hot piss.

:ufdup:
 

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Smoking weed while actively looking for work is irresponsible af

Scrambling around, looking for an herbal shop because you got a drop in 2 days....at the age of 33.

As another poster stated, people need to grow up and start acting like functional adults.
I know a guy who up until recently was one of the highest ranking civil servants in a G7 country and he smokes weed every damn day. Smoking weed has nothing to do with being a functioning adult :yeshrug: As a matter of fact, it's a ridiculous invasion of privacy that employers will test you for that. Having said that, smoking weed when you know you will get tested for a job is stupid and juvenile :ufdup:
 

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i work in IT, changed jobs 4 times the past 3 yrs and smoke on a regular... never got tested in a while. Try out the below tho;

1. Drink lots of water with lemon juice in it

2. Do Cardio

3. Smash a thick bytch atleast 3 times a week.

U will be just fine :sas2:
 
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