Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[darealvelle]

Bruh I just suggest you to do is drink mad water and do intensive cardio.

 

[wilburn burchette]

you have to drink your dirty urine and let it be filtered naturally through your body again

a day of drinking and re-filtering your urine should have you good to go

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

i'm not sure if you were trolling but just in case anybody wanted to know... there are spas and therapy centers where you can just order an IV for no reason lol

Them shyts are the "herbal" equivalent of IVs. He gonna need some shyt to fight and flush the THC levels in his blood. that A1 perico

DONT YOU DARE DO THIS shyt

I DID THIS shyt AND WAS THE FIRST MAN TO OD ON WEED LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO


I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE

I don't see shyt about it not working this ain't something you do for fun

 

[The_Truth]

Thank God I never got into weed. Can't imagine risking a career for a high.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Use somebody else piss. That is the easiest way. I put it in a old prescription bottle and tucked it under my nuts till it was time to take a the test.

Don't listen to all the other people in here talking bout drink this or drink that

this is the only way to go about this, or use synthetic piss.

breh is 250, ain’t no weed getting out of his system in a few days.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Lot of people saying just get someoone else’s pee and use a heating pad. What can you put the pee in that you can hide under your nuts

old pill bottle, make sure you clean it out.

you can put it underneath your armpit too.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

old pill bottle, make sure you clean it out.

you can put it underneath your armpit too.

I’m guessing the test is at testing facility but how am I gonna walk around with a pill bottle of piss under my arm? I am applying for bunch of jobs. I’m gonna try to sweat this out and maybe do a gnc drink. If I get the job I get it. Like I said I wasn’t even looking for it, recruiter I know contacted me yesterday. It’s not like I been smoking and started looking for jobs.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

I’m guessing the test is at testing facility but how am I gonna walk around with a pill bottle of piss under my arm? I am applying for bunch of jobs. I’m gonna try to sweat this out and maybe do a gnc drink. If I get the job I get it. Like I said I wasn’t even looking for it, recruiter I know contacted me yesterday. It’s not like I been smoking and started looking for jobs.

I’m telling you from experience breh, that drink is too risky and it’s a crap shoot, I seen nikkas fail ncaa test trying to do that in college

get the synthetic piss and tuck it under your nuts, if your this shook then stop smoking.

 

[King Sun]

Smoking weed while actively looking for work is irresponsible af

Scrambling around, looking for an herbal shop because you got a drop in 2 days....at the age of 33.

As another poster stated, people need to grow up and start acting like functional adults.

Grandstand over another breh over white mans laws brehs

 

[EndDomination]

How much time do you have, and how fat are you?

You'd better pick up that gallon jug of water, and drink a minimum of one everyday + 1.5-2 hours of cardio per day.

Eat clean as hell, and piss away.

I've heard those GNC supplements actually work, but I've never tried, nor ever needed to try, to use them.

 

[Rawtid]

Use someone else’s piss.

 

[MoveForward]

Have someone piss in a condoms and strap it to your nuts using a rubberband...

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

I’m telling you from experience breh, that drink is too risky and it’s a crap shoot, I seen nikkas fail ncaa test trying to do that in college

get the synthetic piss and tuck it under your nuts, if your this shook then stop smoking.

I stopped smoking today. going back and forth between a drink and someones piss. I'm 5'10 250 but I already work out alot and drink a lot of water so hoping that helps. been going hard at gym and with water since january. I got belly fat but im still pretty solid muscle wise.

 

[Taco]

People I know swear by this method:

Sure Jell aka Certo Drug Test Detox – Does It Really Work?

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

its funny its for fortune 500 company like half the people in corporate world aren't on drugs.