Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[P90]

@fukkyalifestyle PM me

 

[KageDaBeast]

From one smoker to another, go for the QuickFix, it's your guaranteed way to pass. And when/if you get it, go to their site & make sure it's one of their newer batches, that way it's up to date.

Then save that bottle and cap, it's gonna come in handy if you ever have a test in the future. You just need the bottle plus a lil funnel (I had one from a flask), and a couple packs of hand warmers, and you are good to go (and of course a friend w/ clean piss).

It probably made little difference, but on the way to my test, I'd turned my heat all the way up, and made it as hot as possible.

Then, if you want to, have a lil sumn rolled up for afterwards

 

[UpAndComing]

If they ask for a hair follicle test, you're fukked

 

[MIKE SPLEAN]

It does, it he has to be tested for Weed to get work.
Weed aint some crack, he won't go through any painful withdrawels if he gives it up for a while.

No, it’s simply because that organization chooses to test for it and there’s no way of knowing before you apply. There are plenty of companies both large and small that no longer test for it in order to be employed.

No, but he could be using it for medical reasons and he should have the right to do so without being insulted.

 

[Luke Cage]

No, it’s simply because that organization chooses to test for it and there’s no way of knowing before you apply. There are plenty of companies both large and small that no longer test for it in order to be employed.

No, but he could be using it for medical reasons and he should have the right to do so without being insulted.

if he's using it for medical reasons the company would accept his doctors explanation. He wouldn't be trying to buy clean piss off people.
Other than that there is no other reason he'd be required to smoke weed while job hunting so he can just stop.

 

[MIKE SPLEAN]

if he's using it for medical reasons the company would accept his doctors explanation. He wouldn't be trying to buy clean piss off people.
Other than that there is no other reason he'd be required to smoke weed while job hunting so he can just stop.

That’s not true. Even if you have a medical card a job can see let you go from your job depending on the work duties assigned.

You should also consider even if he stopped smoking for 90 days it could still be in his system based on a number of factors.

I’m not dismissing your perspective I just don’t think insulting someone and making assumptions is fair.

 

[Luke Cage]

That’s not true. Even if you have a medical card a job can see let you go from your job depending on the work duties assigned.

You should also consider even if he stopped smoking for 90 days it could still be in his system based on a number of factors.

I’m not dismissing your perspective I just don’t think insulting someone and making assumptions is fair.

Nothing insulting or judgemental about what i said. I merely said you have to choose between being able to casually smoke and being readily available for any opportunity that arises. And i think you're the one making assumptions since we're now talking about medically prescribed weed even though that wasn't mentioned at all by OP.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Keep smoking. fukk that job

 

[Deus]

A recruiter called me about the job you judgemental fakkot. I do digital marketing most of these companies don't drug test but this is for a fortune 500 company. I'm not begging for help I'm asking for advice. It's funny you have a clown as an avi, fits you well.

Who's the fakkit needing help, bytchmade nikka.

Get paid for spam and need help finding info, brehs

Look in the mirror, then close your eyes and start crying at the person you've become.

 

[OneManGang]

I saved this post I read a while ago:

All that to still fail a test.

 

[Dwolf]

All these elaborate schemes because you can't just not smoke weed

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

All these elaborate schemes because you can't just not smoke weed

I love how people are judgemental and talk shyt without all the facts. I guess it's easy to be an a$$hole on the Internet. I just started looking for jobs this week and a recruiter already called me for a big job that drug test. most of the companies in my field don't test. I wasn't even looking for this job they hit me up.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Hear me out on this but you need to eat an obscene amount of edibles. I'm talking so much you gotta be admitted to the hospital. They'll likely pump your stomach and the IV will help flush out any THC in your blood stream. You gotta be quick about getting the drug test after that though. It's only about a 12 hour window before it shows up in a test again.

i'm not sure if you were trolling but just in case anybody wanted to know... there are spas and therapy centers where you can just order an IV for no reason lol

 

[3rdWorld]

Weed is legal in most places now.
Tell them you were out of town as you're not a tree rooted to the ground..

 

[FishNGrits]

Hear me out on this but you need to eat an obscene amount of edibles. I'm talking so much you gotta be admitted to the hospital. They'll likely pump your stomach and the IV will help flush out any THC in your blood stream. You gotta be quick about getting the drug test after that though. It's only about a 12 hour window before it shows up in a test again.

DONT YOU DARE DO THIS shyt

I DID THIS shyt AND WAS THE FIRST MAN TO OD ON WEED LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO


I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE