Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

Lord_nikon

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Just depends on how fat you are, and if you're a everyday weed smokers,, thc stays in your body a long time..

This happened 2 my ex,, they even knew it was medical and when she stopped smoking..

If you're black I'm sure they give more advance test
 

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I saved this post I read a while ago:

36 hours before interview, drink lots of water, some with salt, some without. Then hit the sauna for around 1 hour overall, as this helps sweat out some THC. Then continued drinking water until bed.

4 hours before test. drink more water and take 3 aspirin (can cause false negative).
Hit the sauna for 30 minutes, rest.

Two hours prior to taking the test, take a 5-hour energy with some water (B-12 in the drink adds some yellow to the diluted piss). Popped another aspirin an hour before. Also, if you have creatine, make sure to take some as it will raise your creatinine levels (more advanced tests may check for creatinine levels to test dilution).
 

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Most places quietly stopped testing for thc due to overwhelming fails lol, they just don't advertise it. As long as you don't operate machinery or a vehicle....:whoa:
 

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I am in a medical state so I am also thinking about just getting a medical card and saying I smoke for medical reasons.

Medical card isn't a waiver for passing a piss test, they will find another reason not to hire you.

Fukkyalifestyle and grow the fukk up. You impulsively quit your job and now you begging for help like a bytch made nikka

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You got 3 weeks plenty of time to sweat it out. You better put a hoodie on and go running for 30 minutes a day or play basketball for a hour a day. Try to drink a gallon of water a day. If you stay consistent everyday you’ll be straight
 

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Medical card isn't a waiver for passing a piss test, they will find another reason not to hire you.

Fukkyalifestyle and grow the fukk up. You impulsively quit your job and now you begging for help like a bytch made nikka

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A recruiter called me about the job you judgemental fakkot. I do digital marketing most of these companies don't drug test but this is for a fortune 500 company. I'm not begging for help I'm asking for advice. It's funny you have a clown as an avi, fits you well.
 

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Most places quietly stopped testing for thc due to overwhelming fails lol, they just don't advertise it. As long as you don't operate machinery or a vehicle....:whoa:
I failed a drug test once and the place called me and told me I tested positive for pot , I was like okay :mjlol:


The next day the work called me and said I was hired :russ:
 

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The Gatorade/certo method has never failed me. :yeshrug:

Never had to work out or stop smoking for more than 32 hours beforehand either
 

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Stop smoking, Metamucil and AZOs everyday till the test , Drink alot of water , Workout/Cardio to sweat as much as you can, on the day of the test pour a packet of this in Gatorade, drink it ,then drink a Gallon of water

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Never give the beginning or the end of your stream when you are pissing + Pray :manny:
 
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