Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[Collateral]

This is the only answer right here. I got my fed job because of it. I was sweating bullets though because my agency uses the DOT drug standards, the shyt that truck drivers gotta go thru. So you can bet your ass it’s a thorough test. They send the sample to a lab for additional testing, using machines calibrated to weed out (no pun) synthetic samples.

I still passed though. Bout to cop another bottle just in case because I was blowing it down this past weekend. I need to stop playing.

 

[Fillerguy]

This nikka outchea job hunting and decides to smoke a blunt

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Also you go cold turkey that first couple of weeks you are going to want all the smoke over shyt you would have overlooked while smoking.
And the the dreams you have during REM

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Don't matter if weed is legal or not, private companies have every right to still make that qualifications of termination and if your job happens to be that private company either get with the program or find another job.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

This nikka outchea job hunting and decides to smoke a blunt

shyt remind me of that movie with Christian Bale, dude didn’t get one job so he said fck it and rolled a blunt. Right after hitting it, he got another call for a better job

 

[L&HH]

How do ya;ll get past the temperature? My cousin just failed a test using my piss. She said it wasn't warm enough

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

How do ya;ll get past the temperature? My cousin just failed a test using my piss. She said it wasn't warm enough

Plus quick fix got a strip that shows temperature like on the cups you piss in. Just wait till the temp good then come out the bathroom.

 

[The God Poster]

No there isn't. Its getting legal everywhere and it's less of a stigma and at the end of the day it's nobody's business. Hell certain states have already said employers can't test for that anymore

Whether it's legal or not some jobs still test for it. If you actively job hunting it's irresponsible to be smoking. An opportunity can pop u a at any point. You really came in

 

[The Radiant One]

Fasting if you are going to smoke you have to do it infrequently also keep your weight down try to limit it to the weekends so you only need a few weeks

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

I'm 5'10 250 but I work out alot and have decent amount of muscle. I'm not flabby but I'm not thin. I did read about bigger guys with more fat need to do things differetnly to detox.
I don't even want to test myself before I mean if i fail at home the day before what am I gonna do call them and say I can't take test?
I am in a medical state so I am also thinking about just getting a medical card and saying I smoke for medical reasons.

I’m gonna be honest my nikka, unless you use clean urine you’re fukked....if you were thinner I’d tell you to just work out, drink lots of water, and stay away from sugar that shyt would’ve been out of your system in 2 weeks.


I know this for a fact, I did the same routine and passed a piss test and I was on federal probation.



Side Note: Like @DaKidFromNoWhere said if you smoking gas regularly then it’s gonna stay in your system longer also

 

[CoryMack]

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[greenvale]

How do ya;ll get past the temperature? My cousin just failed a test using my piss. She said it wasn't warm enough

Go to a pet store and cop a reptile cage temperature strip. Shouldn’t be more than a few bucks. Basically right before you go you stick it in the microwave if you had it chilled for about 10 seconds. If you got it immediate you should be straight. stick the temperature strip on the bottle and it needs to read between 90-100 degrees. Feel free to use a hand warmer or two to maintain the temp if your taint ain’t doing it quite right

 

[Just like bruddas]

No there isn't. Its getting legal everywhere and it's less of a stigma and at the end of the day it's nobody's business. Hell certain states have already said employers can't test for that anymore

Well tell OP to move to those states

 

[Just like bruddas]

Start working out and running, drink a gallon of water a day. Week before the test buy some of that flush stuff from Walgreens and a home testing kit

 

[Yade]

Just have some pee for you in squirt bottle and use handwarmers around it


I’ve done it MANY times and passed them all
There was one time I didn’t have enough pee and I had to use my own and I obviously failed it lol