Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[fukkyalifestyle]

Breh unarent on parole. They dont watch u piss. Dump some clean pee in and move on.

well lets say i get someones piss like night before or even day of, by time I take the test it's gonna be lukewarm. wont they know it didn't come out of my body?

 

[KBtheKey]

It's for a fortune 500 company but do they usually test you at there facility? How can you use someone elses piss isn't it gonna be like lukewarm by the time i put it in the cup? Wouldn't they know?

They sent me to the clinic they use (concentra, i believe) I went to walmart n grabbed a pair of boxer briefs and some hand warmers. Urine in a travel size listerine bottle with the hand warmer in the briefs on top of another pair of underwear kuz that shyt do get hot. Couple homies said they ain't have to do all that but I be tryna be as sure as I can. This method I suggest to anyone in this situation. I didn't smoke prolly 2-3 weeks before the test but smoking heavy I was not confident in using my own sample

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

If you a heaver smoker and I assume you smoke loud it will take you 60-45 days if you don't hit the GNC

 

[sayyestothis]

well lets say i get someones piss like night before or even day of, by time I take the test it's gonna be lukewarm. wont they know it didn't come out of my body?

Iono what type of jobs ur talking but I've NEVER had anyone press me on a sample. Just dumped it in and moved on. Iono what to tell u breh

 

[null]

You need to run, and don't stop until the morning of the interview.

 

[Rell Lauren]

Um. Stop smoking. Depending on how much you smoke there won't be much for you to do anyway because of how long your system retains the remnants.

 

[Dolla$]

I am looking for a new job and pretty heavy smoker and I have to clean my system. Might have a test in like 3 weeks and I smoked last night.

What's the fastest and best way to clean my system? I just gotta piss it out and and sweat it out? Cranberry juice? sauna/gym? I'm not using someone elses piss and I doubt that golden seal or gnc under counter shyt will work for fortune 500 companies.

I need my Coli bruh's to help me out on this one.

No homo but what’s your body type? I’m only asking because results vary depending if you’re a big dude or a fit/skinny dude

But with that said 3 weeks should be enough if you follow the directions i give you.

First things first, quit smoking now like ASAP until the after the test

Second, go get a bottle of Sonne’s No. 7. That that shyt everyday, 2-3 times a day. Follow the directions on how to consume it

Third, go cop you a couple bottles of Jazz Juice. Best to take it the day of at least a hour and a half before you have to take the test. It will make the thc undetectable for at least 5 hours. It’s gonna make you piss like crazy but that’s why i said to take it a hour and a half before cuz you need to piss at least 2-3 times before you take the test

Also the reason why i said buy a couple bottles because i like to do a practice run. Meaning i’ll Buy a at home drug test kit and test myself a day before to make sure it works and i’ll Take the test again before i go take the real test for an added peace of mind

This is what had worked for ME. But it works. If there’s anyone you should listen in this thread is me. Good luck

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

No homo but what’s your body type? I’m only asking because results vary depending if you’re a big dude or a fit/skinny dude

But with that said 3 weeks should be enough if you follow the directions i give you.

First things first, quit smoking now like ASAP until the after the test

Second, go get a bottle of Sonne’s No. 7. That that shyt everyday, 2-3 times a day. Follow the directions on how to consume it

Third, go cop you a couple bottles of Jazz Juice. Best to take it the day of at least a hour and a half before you have to take the test. It will make the thc undetectable for at least 5 hours. It’s gonna make you piss like crazy but that’s why i said to take it a hour and a half before cuz you need to piss at least 2-3 times before you take the test

Also the reason why i said buy a couple bottles because i like to do a practice run. Meaning i’ll Buy a at home drug test kit and test myself a day before to make sure it works and i’ll Take the test again before i go take the real test for an added peace of mind

This is what had worked for ME. But it works. If there’s anyone you should listen in this thread is me. Good luck

I'm 5'10 250 but I work out alot and have decent amount of muscle. I'm not flabby but I'm not thin. I did read about bigger guys with more fat need to do things differetnly to detox.
I don't even want to test myself before I mean if i fail at home the day before what am I gonna do call them and say I can't take test?
I am in a medical state so I am also thinking about just getting a medical card and saying I smoke for medical reasons.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

They sent me to the clinic they use (concentra, i believe) I went to walmart n grabbed a pair of boxer briefs and some hand warmers. Urine in a travel size listerine bottle with the hand warmer in the briefs on top of another pair of underwear kuz that shyt do get hot. Couple homies said they ain't have to do all that but I be tryna be as sure as I can. This method I suggest to anyone in this situation. I didn't smoke prolly 2-3 weeks before the test but smoking heavy I was not confident in using my own sample

so more than likely its not gonna be like an interview in person and then I go into the bathroom and piss? they would probably send me somewhere?

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Do you know how to roll a blunt?

That's a yes.



Knowing how to pass a drug test tho

 

[TRY GOD]

Thc is in your fat and in your blood. You need to do things that make you less fat, and you need to consume things that cleanse your body.

Excercise consistently, cleansing herbs and a healthy low fat diet, no alcohol, and lots of fluids

 

[Hater Eraser]

Ill give you some piss OP ..

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

There comes a point where you have to choose between weed and opportunities. I'm in a situation where i don't even get tested and i still don't smoke anymore, just because i might stumble into a great opportunity that can't wait however long it takes for the weed to get out my system.

Yup I’m always looking for a better job If offered something better it’s a wrap.

 

[606onit]

ten years ago i smoked a b the day (maybe 2) before a test and just got that drink from GNC....that + water + cranberry and u good.

 

[OGBIGBOY187]

Well im not gonna bash you like other posters did OP cuz I know its rough





Been in your predicament before as a heavy smoker I drank a shyt ton of hot green tea, a jamaican bush tea(Called cersi) Niacin pills from like dollar general and QCarbo32 or 20 and drink that the morning of your test and make sure you piss before you go. Also drink a hella water