Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[CarmelBarbie]

If your serious about getting a new job, you have to quit smoking. Your not serious until you stop smoking.

 

[god shamgod]

The answer has been posted numerous times

Use the quick fix, I have a spare bottle cash app me 25 bucks and I’ll send it priority mail you’ll have it by Thursday

All these other posts are send off missions

 

[Yaboysix]

Im a square ass nikka that accidentally drank molly about 3 months ago (was told it was dmt) new employer saw it in my piss still and i blamed it on my prescribed adderall (ran out like 4 months ago though) how long this shyt gonna b in my system brehs!?

 

[Super Ramon]

Use somebody else piss. That is the easiest way. I put it in a old prescription bottle and tucked it under my nuts till it was time to take a the test.

Don't listen to all the other people in here talking bout drink this or drink that

 

[JerseyFinest!]

Using someone else piss is the only way to know for sure you’re going to pass.

I’ve used my son piss. Stored it in a medicine bottle. Right before heading to the test, I warmed it up in the microwave for like 6 seconds, then stored it under my balls. I’ve done this about 3 times and never had an issue

 

[poppastoppa]

UPass

 

[Swirv]

Intense cardio every day up til the test. Only drink copious amounts of water. Fast as much as you can. Piss test you'll be straight. Hair test it's a wrap.

 

[BrothaZay]

Dummy

 

[The Radiant One]

I am looking for a new job and pretty heavy smoker and I have to clean my system. Might have a test in like 3 weeks and I smoked last night.

What's the fastest and best way to clean my system? I just gotta piss it out and and sweat it out? Cranberry juice? sauna/gym? I'm not using someone elses piss and I doubt that golden seal or gnc under counter shyt will work for fortune 500 companies.

I need my Coli bruh's to help me out on this one.

Intermittent fasting and working out. THC is stored in the fat so you have to metabolize the fat as quickly as possible.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

What strain were you smoking a sativa? Cause if you then smoke an Indica it cancels it out, and vice versa. Basically Like Acids and Alkaline.

 

[MIKE SPLEAN]

 

[MIKE SPLEAN]

Some of y’all are so judgmental just because he smokes weed doesn’t mean he’s not an adult or he’s irresponsible.

 

[Xerces]

Imagine jumping through all these hula hoops to try, and land job.

I feel like I'm reading the tips to summon bloody mary

First you gotta splash water on the mirror, then you gotta flush the toilet 5 times, then you gotta turn the lights witch off 7-8 times, while saying bloody mary.... trust me this is the only way

 

[Dolla$]

I'm 5'10 250 but I work out alot and have decent amount of muscle. I'm not flabby but I'm not thin. I did read about bigger guys with more fat need to do things differetnly to detox.
I don't even want to test myself before I mean if i fail at home the day before what am I gonna do call them and say I can't take test?
I am in a medical state so I am also thinking about just getting a medical card and saying I smoke for medical reasons.

I’m giving you free game, it’s up to you if you want to follow it. This shyt has worked for me everytime.

 

[Luke Cage]

Some of y’all are so judgmental just because he smokes weed doesn’t mean he’s not an adult or he’s irresponsible.

It does, it he has to be tested for Weed to get work.
Weed aint some crack, he won't go through any painful withdrawels if he gives it up for a while.