Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[fukkyalifestyle]

I am looking for a new job and pretty heavy smoker and I have to clean my system. Might have a test in like 3 weeks and I smoked last night.

What's the fastest and best way to clean my system? I just gotta piss it out and and sweat it out? Cranberry juice? sauna/gym? I'm not using someone elses piss and I doubt that golden seal or gnc under counter shyt will work for fortune 500 companies.

I need my Coli bruh's to help me out on this one.

 

[deeznutz93]

Borrow someone's piss. Otherwise you're going to fail. Was in your situation a couple of time's. Always failed when i used my own after not using for a few weeks.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

 

[Luke Cage]

There comes a point where you have to choose between weed and opportunities. I'm in a situation where i don't even get tested and i still don't smoke anymore, just because i might stumble into a great opportunity that can't wait however long it takes for the weed to get out my system.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Grow up

 

[Doobie Doo]

There comes a point where you have to choose between weed and opportunities. I'm in a situation where i don't even get tested and i still don't smoke anymore, just because i might stumble into a great opportunity that can't wait however long it takes for the weed to get out my system.

No there isn't. Its getting legal everywhere and it's less of a stigma and at the end of the day it's nobody's business. Hell certain states have already said employers can't test for that anymore

 

[Splash]

You're fukked.

 

[dj-method-x]

The only answer you need OP

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Hear me out on this but you need to eat an obscene amount of edibles. I'm talking so much you gotta be admitted to the hospital. They'll likely pump your stomach and the IV will help flush out any THC in your blood stream. You gotta be quick about getting the drug test after that though. It's only about a 12 hour window before it shows up in a test again.

 

[Mike Nasty]

No there isn't. Its getting legal everywhere and it's less of a stigma and at the end of the day it's nobody's business.

Let's see how well that reasoning works for you.

 

[WesCrook]

Smoking weed while actively looking for work is irresponsible af

Scrambling around, looking for an herbal shop because you got a drop in 2 days....at the age of 33.

As another poster stated, people need to grow up and start acting like functional adults.

 

[LuvKaya]

Go to gnc or health store. Buy the herbs they sell to clean your piss. Folllow those directions to a T.

Go to cvs to buy drug tests to test yourself. You’ll need more than 1 test.

There is a window of time in which the pills will work so you have to pre test before the real test to ensure your piss is “clean”. Outside of the window, piss will be dirty.

 

[greenvale]

Use someone else’s. It’s very easy to get in a lab corp or quest

 

[Luke Cage]

No there isn't. Its getting legal everywhere and it's less of a stigma and at the end of the day it's nobody's business. Hell certain states have already said employers can't test for that anymore

Obviously he doesn't live in one of those states if he made this thread.

 

[Stoop Kid]

Don’t assume that you’re gonna get a piss test. Some places are using the hair follicle test from what I’ve been told.