Giant Lizard pulls up to CVS & trashes the place

[hood b. goode]

I made the mistake of watching a PBS nature special last year and saw two komodo dragons trying to attack some sort of buffalo that was huge compared to them. The buffalo was massive and I'm watching thinking these stupid dragons are just staring at the buffalo...no way can it take down something this size but they just kept staring at it from afar. Then the narrator came on talking about they just need to get close enough to bite it. The first day they couldn't but the next day one managed to get close enough to distract it while the other quickly bit it but the buffalo didn't react and didn't go down. The narrator came on again talking about the venom will slowly start weakening the buffalo until it's too weak to fight back.

These dragons trailed that thing for days and days all within eyesight of that poor buffalo until it finally died.



Both literally and figuratively...

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Zero killer animals

We gotta bring them shyts here and even then, they kept in cages and you gotta pay admission to see them

 

[Robo Squirrel]

 

[Bossino]

Not today

 

[Bossino]

I made the mistake of watching a PBS nature special last year and saw two komodo dragons trying to attack some sort of buffalo that was huge compared to them. The buffalo was massive and I'm watching thinking these stupid dragons are just staring at the buffalo...no way can it take down something this size but they just kept staring at it from afar. Then the narrator came on talking about they just need to get close enough to bite it. The first day they couldn't but the next day one managed to get close enough to distract it while the other quickly bit it but the buffalo didn't react and didn't go down. The narrator came on again talking about the venom will slowly start weakening the buffalo until it's too weak to fight back.

These dragons trailed that thing for days and days all within eyesight of that poor buffalo until it finally died.



Both literally and figuratively...

That's that Jada stalker ambition "No matter where you go, I'mma spot you, No matter how many people you put me in front of, I'mma rock you"

The only variant of death I fear is slow/prolonged dragged out

 

[ORDER_66]

climbed all the way to the top for nothing...

 

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Monitor lizard, big lizards in Asia.

Use to have an iguana lizard before a friend was careless while I was away and it ran away.

 

[kwazzy100]

That’s a damn dinosaur

Lizards are technically dinosaurs

 

[paperbag]

Word to david icke

See, this is what I was expecting. A possessed white person with the ice blue eyes, going ham.
not an actual huge lizard

 

[jdubnyce]

Don’t just stand there screaming, call Turok or something.

Turok

Dap+reputation

 

[saturn7]

Ricky you need to come get your little friend.

 

[Black Lightning]

He lucky a coli nikka didn't work there.

We would have made shoes out that nikka.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Send in a giant ape to fight it

 

[BigBrown21]

Shoulda unloaded a clip on that green dinosaur looking nikka.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

I already know one of them bird was like “ur a man go kill it”