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ya if I go outside early enough I will definitely see a snake or two out front...those I’ll kill immediately even tho I don’t think the ones in this area are venomous but I’m not waiting to find out...I know the area where an old friend lives has them poisonous muthafukkas tho...but the ones I’ve seen appear to be garter snakes
 

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ya if I go outside early enough I will definitely see a snake or two out front...those I’ll kill immediately even tho I don’t think the ones in this area are venomous but I’m not waiting to find out...I know the area where an old friend lives has them poisonous muthafukkas tho...but the ones I’ve seen appear to be garter snakes


Dese bytches poisonus out here.
All the animals in this carolina shyt aggressively large.
They stay on go mode and everything is feral as fukk.
That snake in the grass shyt.
I understand it completely now.
I see why the saying is i keep my grass cut low to watch for snakes.

I don't even walk on the grass out here cause you never know.

You need proper shoes and sumfin in your hand in the country at all times...no bullshyt.


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Oh they are by the door.
trying to hunt bugs.
Like that baby snake.
i killed with the cricket in his gullet at the same time.
Wit my twin mag backed hattori hanso.

I ran back in the crib like how beatrix kiddo did for her hanso.


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Hey joe ...


So another time i was outside.
Lkke frfr.
Another time i got startled by this viper.
He saw me and i saw him by some packing styrofoam by the wall.
So i figured i was going to keep this snake killing technique with my hattori hanso thing going.
as part of what is becoming a real thing i need to know to.survive in this country shyt.
. So.i get my kiddo back on again and run and grab that hanso.

Can't have baby girl come down the front snakes and a diamond back or copperhead for real out there. Like the first encounter on a sunday with my first snake as an adult.
As a kid i had run in with a water moccassin, but i had an ol school action bb gun.
i was not strong enough to cock unless i did it the kid way back then. Which i don't think i can explain in print.
I feel like roadblock talkin bout snakes.
The shyt scary dangerous life or death exciting but real as fukk.
Like if you fukk up on a viper snake.
I don't wanna think about their sheer speed elusiveness and reaction to coil and strike time in the fray.

Snakes are real deal. Like fa real.

You gotta be one strike one kill.

They don't hear good and the only way to kill them dead.
with no way of a bite in an encounter in the fray.
they can create with the slightest movement. Like every technical base you study is tested and it ain't a game at all.
best way to sever their head in one move is to stab them dead in the top of the head.
with two blades and behead them in one two hand beheaded motion.
Which means getting over the top of them.
Like i did when this viper hid by the styrofoam but it was under the crunch and situp weight bench.
So i return with the hanso and know he is by this styrofoam under the weight bench.
So i laid on the weight bench like conan right on top of him.
With that hanso.
You can do this cause they have shyt hearing.
Like trash shyt hearing but the best camo elusiveness. You could be standing by them.
over them and not recognize they are there at all.
You could watch where you think they high speed slithered to.
Yet they are still there and a complete different collar from the brush. Especially if they are aware of you and you are aware of them. When startled they don't flinch flinch and get in calculating brain mode. The shyt mad freaky being into it wit'eem.
This one i missed one blow to impale hin using my special move.
Like the elusiveness they have is not shown in no animal video.
Their speed is never shown on video. Nor how they react frok flight or fight rather quickly.
If you do.not apply real technical based pressure to eliminate them in a suspended grid. They can counter in the fray effectively in the blink of an eye.
This viper took a bit to kill and i had the drop on him more than any other snake.
I could have died from this one.

The first one as an adult i encountered. I recalled more information in the fray. Than as a complete city kid with a bb gun. The first time in the south. if i had not of listened to what i was told and focused.
laser focused cause it was right on the side of the front steps.
Had to butcher this snake with the wrong tools.
Learned mad lessons like return all tools and why pops.
used to trip about shyt outta place.
Literally in every better adjust this wrong end spade shovel from the top of the steps. Do this right win the game or else type shyt ever joe.
Snakes,...are real as fukk as advertised.
You better pay attention and listen to people.
Or you have a snake run in and be taken offa there.
Easy.
Choppas are legal in america because it is not zoned properly on purpose. So vermin like snakes are allowed to be in a zoned residential area.
Yet when you encounter a snake with grassroots weapons.
You then realize why the gun laws are the shyt storm they are here in america. Plus why the convo is steeped in rooster before the egg based rhetoric and tricknology.
You need a choppa like deion got for snakes in a grassy area.

Luckily for me i only been into it with snakes in a concrete and grass area.
In the brush....
Ionno tho.



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damn look how long this post is. :dead: in a lizard thread?:damn:
 

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Smaller than 4 feet or so there'd be no real problem so long as you had the angle on it.

If it's bigger than that (the one in the OP looks about 6') and it's facing you, there's nowhere to grab it. You're going have teeth or claws biting/scratching the shyt out of you. It's not worth it.

If it's facing away from you and is small enough to drag, you could grab it by the tail. The monitor will likely just try with all its might to keep running away, it'll be hard to maneuver but it's unlikely to turn and attack you so at least you'll be away from the teeth/claws. Then you could pull it out of the store or whatever that way - I think that would be pretty doable with the one in the OP in that store cause he couldn't get any traction on the floor and would just be skidding. "Unlikely" to turn on you doesn't mean impossible though, if it turned towards me I'd probably yank the tail hard to maintain control or just drop it knowing that it would dash away.

It's difficult to fully control with just your hands though. You could grab the back of the neck with one hand and the hips just above the legs with the other, and you'd pretty much have control of the claws/teeth, but then it would start whipping that tail around and give you welts from the lashes, probably fukk up your eyes if it connected. If for some reason you absolutely had to catch one then you'd probably have to drop a hand or both hands on the back of its head and then just put your full weight on its back and pin it to the ground until you had someone else's help to pick it up.





They eat a lot of weird stuff in Thailand but they don't eat those guys cause culturally they're considered bad karma since they eat dead shyt.


Breh do you work in Wildlife Control or something?:leon:
 

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Their tails can slice you open. They can whip them good. They don't break off like a common house lizard.

It ain't the whippin that'll subdue you. It'll be the 2 seconds your brain needs to compute the pain or the ":dwillhuh: this mf just whipped me" or the ":merchant: he got me!" That he will use to start chewing your face/arm or leg like taffy. And we won't talk about the claws.
so a gun is better? Got ya?
 

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Smaller than 4 feet or so there'd be no real problem so long as you had the angle on it.

If it's bigger than that (the one in the OP looks about 6') and it's facing you, there's nowhere to grab it. You're going have teeth or claws biting/scratching the shyt out of you. It's not worth it.

If it's facing away from you and is small enough to drag, you could grab it by the tail. The monitor will likely just try with all its might to keep running away, it'll be hard to maneuver but it's unlikely to turn and attack you so at least you'll be away from the teeth/claws. Then you could pull it out of the store or whatever that way - I think that would be pretty doable with the one in the OP in that store cause he couldn't get any traction on the floor and would just be skidding. "Unlikely" to turn on you doesn't mean impossible though, if it turned towards me I'd probably yank the tail hard to maintain control or just drop it knowing that it would dash away.

It's difficult to fully control with just your hands though. You could grab the back of the neck with one hand and the hips just above the legs with the other, and you'd pretty much have control of the claws/teeth, but then it would start whipping that tail around and give you welts from the lashes, probably fukk up your eyes if it connected. If for some reason you absolutely had to catch one then you'd probably have to drop a hand or both hands on the back of its head and then just put your full weight on its back and pin it to the ground until you had someone else's help to pick it up.





They eat a lot of weird stuff in Thailand but they don't eat those guys cause culturally they're considered bad karma since they eat dead shyt.

All this stuff you just said....I'm just gonna have to shoot the sumbytch. :hubie::lolbron:
 

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Dese bytches poisonus out here.
All the animals in this carolina shyt aggressively large.
They stay on go mode and everything is feral as fukk.
That snake in the grass shyt.
I understand it completely now.
I see why the saying is i keep my grass cut low to watch for snakes.

I don't even walk on the grass out here cause you never know.

You need proper shoes and sumfin in your hand in the country at all times...no bullshyt.


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OT but I’m about to start filming some of the shyt I see back here in the yard...observing birds and their habits has been a surprisingly good way to kill some time man...just watched a woodpecker setting up shop...his mating partner came thru, took a quick look, and bounced...apparently she didn’t approve cuz he’s back trying to make the hole deeper/bigger :mjlol:
 
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