Giant Venomous Spiders are flying into the Northeast US

[Elim Garak]

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Looks like the joints I use to see out in Korea in the summertime. Vile things.

 

[UWasntThere]

Good luck NY brehs.

 

[BangBike]

I'm sleeping with my timbs on..

 

[KillerB88]

Children of time

(Alien planet of 6ft tall intelligent spiders and the space vessel holding 100k plus humans plotting to invade it due to earth dying)


Coldest sci-fi novel I ever read

Read this on a flight from LA to London a few years back. Elite sc-fi.

 

[Black Hans]

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Simple orb weaver spiders. They're big but I'm unsure if their fangs even large enough to penetrate human skin. I used catch them as a child.

Y'all know I can see the future right.


Unfortunately, the venom gets activated this year on August 24th and you will be paralyzed for weeks. Looks like you will live though.

 

[Alix217]

Biden just lost my vote

Get him outta here

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

 

[maxamusa]

You gotta get those AI dyno dogs to take care of that

AI - 1.....creatures from hell - 0

 

[Arianne Martell]

my toddler just said he will kill it so we gonna let him handle it

 

[maxamusa]

my toddler just said he will kill it so we gonna let him handle it

Send your toddler to battle venomous spawns of satan brehs.....


@CPS

 

[987654321]

Simple orb weaver spiders. They're big but I'm unsure if their fangs even large enough to penetrate human skin. I used catch them as a child.

The Joro spiders get big af! Some idiot ordered something from Asia and they’ve been all over north Georgia since. They started some years ago by my job but wouldn’t come below lake Lanier. Next year they were as south as southern Gwinnett. Who knows where those bytches will be now.

At first we were glad they killed a lot of the other spiders off by eating everything they eat, but the webs are so big and thick it creeps everybody out and they set up on everything. They were setting webs across roads, they were hanging from telephone poles, every doorway, mailbox, call box, vehicle, roofline, the trees are full of them! At least the black widows at work stayed hidden.

I carry a shortened 2x4, at work, from late summer to winter and fukk up every one of them that I can reach smh.

If one ever gets on me I’ll probably jump in Lake Lanier, or one of our fluoride storage tanks, and commit that.

 

[Ironman]

The Joro spiders get big af! Some idiot ordered something from Asia and they’ve been all over north Georgia since. They started some years ago by my job but wouldn’t come below lake Lanier. Next year they were as south as southern Gwinnett. Who knows where those bytches will be now.

At first we were glad they killed a lot of the other spiders off by eating everything they eat, but the webs are so big and thick it creeps everybody out and they set up on everything. They were setting webs across roads, they were hanging from telephone poles, every doorway, mailbox, call box, vehicle, roofline, the trees are full of them! At least the black widows at work stayed hidden.

I carry a shortened 2x4, at work, from late summer to winter and fukk up every one of them that I can reach smh.

If one ever gets on me I’ll probably jump in Lake Lanier, or one of our fluoride storage tanks, and commit that.

Man fukk no

 

[JP_614]

What kind of shyt is this America.