Giant Venomous Spiders are flying into the Northeast US

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Simple orb weaver spiders. They're big but I'm unsure if their fangs even large enough to penetrate human skin. I used catch them as a child.
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Unfortunately, the venom gets activated this year on August 24th and you will be paralyzed for weeks. Looks like you will live though.
 

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Simple orb weaver spiders. They're big but I'm unsure if their fangs even large enough to penetrate human skin. I used catch them as a child.

The Joro spiders get big af! Some idiot ordered something from Asia and they’ve been all over north Georgia since. They started some years ago by my job but wouldn’t come below lake Lanier. Next year they were as south as southern Gwinnett. Who knows where those bytches will be now.

At first we were glad they killed a lot of the other spiders off by eating everything they eat, but the webs are so big and thick it creeps everybody out and they set up on everything. They were setting webs across roads, they were hanging from telephone poles, every doorway, mailbox, call box, vehicle, roofline, the trees are full of them! At least the black widows at work stayed hidden.

I carry a shortened 2x4, at work, from late summer to winter and fukk up every one of them that I can reach smh.

If one ever gets on me I’ll probably jump in Lake Lanier, or one of our fluoride storage tanks, and commit that.
 
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The Joro spiders get big af! Some idiot ordered something from Asia and they’ve been all over north Georgia since. They started some years ago by my job but wouldn’t come below lake Lanier. Next year they were as south as southern Gwinnett. Who knows where those bytches will be now.

At first we were glad they killed a lot of the other spiders off by eating everything they eat, but the webs are so big and thick it creeps everybody out and they set up on everything. They were setting webs across roads, they were hanging from telephone poles, every doorway, mailbox, call box, vehicle, roofline, the trees are full of them! At least the black widows at work stayed hidden.

I carry a shortened 2x4, at work, from late summer to winter and fukk up every one of them that I can reach smh.

If one ever gets on me I’ll probably jump in Lake Lanier, or one of our fluoride storage tanks, and commit that.
Man fukk no :what: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn:
 
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