self loathing dingbat....
imagine bringing her home,
falling asleep and waking up before
she can run to the bathroom and get
her disguise applied.
*diving for the phone*
me: 911 i got some woman in my bed uninvited

her: it's me

me: you who???

911: were gonna send a unit

me: please before i clap this bytch!

her: please calm down....let me explain

me: what did you do with young tenda?

her: it's me.....i just need to put my makeup on

me: listen.....I dont wanna hurt you.

her:

me: the police are on the way.

her: you really called them?.....it's me!

me: you put something in my drank!

police: sir are you ok??

me: she's in here naked....just kick the door in!