Girlfriends that don’t cook

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Women who can't cook will have a shytty diet and fukked up credit in their 30's, 40's, red flag. All that fast food and going out all the time is gonna fukk up their colon.

I use to fukk with this fine ass young single mother that use to feed her daughter mickey ds everyday and had roaches all over her crib. :gag:
Her daughter was already 7 with caps on her teeth.

shyt, let's go deeper than that. Women with fukked up diets, I can't fukk with. Garbage in, garbage out. :gag:
 

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Personally, I'm messy. So I need a clean and organized woman.

But I do cook and clean up, I'm just terrible at making a mess in 4 hours.

My ex claimed to be this clean person that is organized. She'd cook at times, but mainly the same 2/3 dishes with minimal effort (Think buying salmon and seasoning hen throwing in the oven). 5 minutes of work tops.

I was unorganized but the reality is, there wasn't a balance because she doesn't clean much. She likes to prevent mess, like making suggestions that everyone wash their own dish and never had a dish in the sink.

I looked at her like :gucci:, so Ima do 80% of the cooking and you gonna te me I gotta wash a bowl every time fukk that. One of the issues that led to us splitting

Breh, when I cook, the kitchen looks like I was making bombs and shyt. I can mess up a kitchen EASILY. The food is delicious, but I’m a messy cook too. My girl cleans as she goes. Kitchen be clean as hell before we even eat.

:wow:

But I need to have more cabinets installed, because there is a lot on the counters, and shelf, because I don’t have enough cabinets.

:mjcry:

She wants to decorate, but I’m not cool with all those words and sayings framed on the wall. Why do women need words on the wall?
:dahell:

As a man whose roommate is a messy cook, let me personally say that I hate nikkas like you two. fukking rice all over the countertop when making something as simple as just buttered rice in a rice cooker:hhh:.

At least you kats clean though. This fat, pasty-white fukk will leave dirty dishes on the counter for weeks until he gets off his ass and realizes the shyt. I can understand being a messy cook, but his parents need to be drawn and quartered for allowing someone like that to make it into society:hhh:
 

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Cooking requires some level of skill, but not being able to clean?! Nikka wut?! :dahell:
:usure: Low key, cleaning requires skill too. I wasnt raised doing it, then I went away for hs (the period when I shoulda been tightening up my skills). I cleaned my room, but never, like, a whole bathroom. :gucci:

:martin: I had to learn the proper tools, the right order, the right cleansers to clean all the different surfaces. It shocked me how much I didnt know, huuuuuge gap in my education. :francis:
 
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