1/2 Man 1/2 Hennessy
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Went to Vegas around this time last year for my 21st wit 4 of my nikkas, and it was complete debauchery
Flew into town with Remy Martin V & 1738, Henny Priv and OG Henny. Killed the 1738 and OG Henny before leaving the suite.
Invited some UNLV thots to pre funk. They was with the shyts but they were all 19-20
As soon as I heard they can't go out I told them either be on call for the remainder of the weekend or
Before we went out tho we decided to take our talents to the casino. That's when shyt started gettin funny
Two of my dawgs go straight for the baccarat tables. Minimum bets are 50 a hand. One of them was hittin at first the other tho
Ended up losin 800 lmao. They sabotaged my nikka by preying on his genetic affinity to free Hennessy. I planned on being his voice of reason but I was fukkin faded and it was only 11:30
It was lookin ugly so he said if he don't hit this last round he's out. I put a 100 on it. So does my other nikka. He loses
This nikka was so distraught he got up from the table after his last hand, and calmly walked to the elevator. Me and my other two homies follow him like
"You okay cuddy? Go on n walk it off lets get the night started"
I try to lighten the mode and say "Well damn I lost a bill in literally 5 seconds time to drink this off
"
This nikka paused. slowly looked up to make eye contact with me, and said "nikka fukk YO 100 I LOST 800 MOTHAfukk VEGAS"
He went up to the suite and literally looked like the gif all night
Meanwhile we said fukk all that and hit the strip. We went to Drai's and it was
bytches by the dozens
Met some bad west african shorties that invited us to the after move at the is hookah bar a little off the strip which was fukkin JUMPIN like it was a damn club itself. I was daggering hoes like I was defending my world championship featherweight belt. We got hella play all damn night until nikkas started passing out from pure exhaustion. We get back to the hotel like 6am and all pass out. Now if you keepin head count you noticed that I had another homie that was playing baccarat too. The thing is, this nikka went on a solo gambling crusade and we had no way of contacting him cause his phone was dead. While homie number 1 got hit for 800. He got hit for 1000
. He was so lit tho that he threw the chips at the dealer and got kicked out the casino
So he goes to Caesar's Palace and hits the blackjack table. Hell bent on breaking even, starts to come up, fast. Pretty soon he's up to 900 until he bets big and loses a fat hand which starts a losing streak adding to his 1000 already lost resulting in being down 1500
which leads him to rip a card in half that gets him kicked out. Blame it on the free Henny once again
Now it's probably 5 am at this time and he goes to one last casino. Idk which hotel it was but he finds himself at another baccarat table but with a group of older Asian cats who know how to gamble. They bond over some drinks and they tell him to follow their lead
This nikka not only broke even. But came up another. fukkin. rack.
However, Vegas aint done handing Ls the first night cause he forgets his room key and can't wake us up which forces him to pass out in front of the door until around 8am
when miraculously one of the homies wakes up to use the bathroom at the same time he wakes up again to knock on the door
There's a whole other day to account for but who else got some hilarious stories?
Went to Vegas around this time last year for my 21st wit 4 of my nikkas, and it was complete debauchery
Flew into town with Remy Martin V & 1738, Henny Priv and OG Henny. Killed the 1738 and OG Henny before leaving the suite.
Invited some UNLV thots to pre funk. They was with the shyts but they were all 19-20
As soon as I heard they can't go out I told them either be on call for the remainder of the weekend or
Before we went out tho we decided to take our talents to the casino. That's when shyt started gettin funny
Two of my dawgs go straight for the baccarat tables. Minimum bets are 50 a hand. One of them was hittin at first the other tho
Ended up losin 800 lmao. They sabotaged my nikka by preying on his genetic affinity to free Hennessy. I planned on being his voice of reason but I was fukkin faded and it was only 11:30
It was lookin ugly so he said if he don't hit this last round he's out. I put a 100 on it. So does my other nikka. He loses
This nikka was so distraught he got up from the table after his last hand, and calmly walked to the elevator. Me and my other two homies follow him like
"You okay cuddy? Go on n walk it off lets get the night started"I try to lighten the mode and say "Well damn I lost a bill in literally 5 seconds time to drink this off
"This nikka paused. slowly looked up to make eye contact with me, and said "nikka fukk YO 100 I LOST 800 MOTHAfukk VEGAS"
He went up to the suite and literally looked like the gif all night
Meanwhile we said fukk all that and hit the strip. We went to Drai's and it was
bytches by the dozens
Met some bad west african shorties that invited us to the after move at the is hookah bar a little off the strip which was fukkin JUMPIN like it was a damn club itself. I was daggering hoes like I was defending my world championship featherweight belt. We got hella play all damn night until nikkas started passing out from pure exhaustion. We get back to the hotel like 6am and all pass out. Now if you keepin head count you noticed that I had another homie that was playing baccarat too. The thing is, this nikka went on a solo gambling crusade and we had no way of contacting him cause his phone was dead. While homie number 1 got hit for 800. He got hit for 1000
. He was so lit tho that he threw the chips at the dealer and got kicked out the casinoSo he goes to Caesar's Palace and hits the blackjack table. Hell bent on breaking even, starts to come up, fast. Pretty soon he's up to 900 until he bets big and loses a fat hand which starts a losing streak adding to his 1000 already lost resulting in being down 1500
which leads him to rip a card in half that gets him kicked out. Blame it on the free Henny once againNow it's probably 5 am at this time and he goes to one last casino. Idk which hotel it was but he finds himself at another baccarat table but with a group of older Asian cats who know how to gamble. They bond over some drinks and they tell him to follow their lead
This nikka not only broke even. But came up another. fukkin. rack.
However, Vegas aint done handing Ls the first night cause he forgets his room key and can't wake us up which forces him to pass out in front of the door until around 8am
when miraculously one of the homies wakes up to use the bathroom at the same time he wakes up again to knock on the doorThere's a whole other day to account for but who else got some hilarious stories?
