Going through a breakup.. what is the protocol??

[General Mills]

Mine moved...

 

[OC's finest]

 

[International Playa]

Just tell him, you were out of town, you needed a quick cut.


Wish I could grow my hair out, my hair is thinning out

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

Im a loyal dude. The only other time i strayed was when i had this big date planned and i hit up my barber for that fresh taper. But he was in vegas getting married,

So since my main was not around i cheated. Found a side barber. In the middle of the cut the side barber had a seizure while he was lining me up.

Had literal patches in my head. Destroyed progress from a 8 week wolfing cycle and got me thrown out of a party cause they thought i was a vagrant.

When my og barber came back in town from getting married he hit me with the


Tablea have turned now. Now my og barber is the side barber

i remember that story! then u had to show up at some girl's party and got the jazzy jeff treatment for looking scrubby

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Thats what im thinking mane. i might be being too hasty.

Temptation is a bytch breh

 

[General Mills]

i remember that story! then u had to show up at some girl's party and got the jazzy jeff treatment for looking scrubby

They smooth threw me out the front door.

 

[FBGPlank]

i was lookin for you....

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

They smooth threw me out the front door.

shoulda just said fukk it and rocked a baldy and started from scratch

but it's so hard to say goodbye to a good wave game even if it's totalled. it's like saying goodbye to your first car that isn't a piece of shyt

 

[Poitier]

you bit my nikka Malta with this one but I'll dap you for the detail and effort

 

[dennis roadman]

Mine moved...

Mine too

And now when I'm in town his best friend cuts my hair

I ain't shyt

 

[Tunez]

Dope thread

 

[SheWantTheD]

This nikka... got me reading like "so where does you and your girl come in at?"

 

[SheWantTheD]

Best barber I ever had was some dominican dude in NY back when I used to go every week for church from Jersey.

I don't go there anymore

 

[Mowgli]

Been in this relationship for over 6 years.

Been through thick n thin. Good times and bad. I had strayed once in those 6 years and it was a disaster of epic proportions. Karma immediately gave me the beats.

Other than that i have been faithful. .until today.

I am starting a new wolf phase to deepen my waves so i just needed a lineup and beard lined up too. I knew my barber would be closed before i got off work today. I googled barbershops and found a black shop still open. The reviews on yelp were fantastic.


Strolled in there after work and the place was packed! but all the brehs waiting were mad patient. So i copped a seat and waited about 40 minutes.

Tall cat named Slim had that open chair for your boy. Told him what i wanted...breh proceeded to give me the freshest lineup i have ever had in my life!!!

He took his time too. Gave your boy that razor work too!

My og barber has been lazy as fukk lately. No more razor unless i ask. He used to do it off gp. lately it seems like he has been rushing through my head. My last cut it showed too. He missed a patch in the back. I noticed it that night when i was doing a brushing session.

After it was over Slim spent a good 40 minutes on my head...and said that will be 10 bucks.

I gave breh 20. he deserved it. I get in my whip.. look at myself and i look so damn good.

I dont usually post alot on fb... but i made a post that said. That lineup tho.... with a pic of my crispy hairline. Waves were cresting over my dome.


People are steady liking it... i forgot tho.. my barber is on my fb.



He wrote.. oh..... nice cut bro...


I know this breh. Met his fam. I balled with him and his lil bro at the Y. He has had me over to the shop for boxing ppvs they ordered. ( they got a 70+inch tv in there )

We been out clubbing together.. that fresh lineup blew him out the water and i had to broadcast it. So no homo but i just want to be friends. I know he is going to want more though.

My barber was fukking up, i aked him why he was lacking on my scalp. He talked to me like i didnt know brazillian jiujitsu so i let the latino line me up and it was a better line then this nikka ever did. Im the only one living through these eyes though so fukk him. I dont kick it with nikkas i do business with so i cant imagine what youre gonna do. Invite bruh to a BBQ and hope he shows out so you can have a reason to neg him even further.


I go to a barbershop and let 2 cats cut my scalp so i always have another option and set a pattern of unreliability.

I got no loyalty to a fukkin hairstylist.

 

[BruhMayne]

@General Mills dont fall for the honeymoon stage breh. New barber might switch up on you too when he feel like your business is guaranteed

Just like when you kicking with a chick and she actually watch sports and drink with you

Then when she figure out she finally the only one she hit you with the "I actually dont even really like watching basketball/ football like that, only when *whoever her crush is* is playing "

Make it right with your real barber