Going to a cougar bar tonight brehs, any tips?

[Jaden S.]

Tryna scoop me a Marisa tomei type. I’m praying I get the good looks of @Pdiddy strength levels and that will even my odds, if not I’ll just break out some After Earth quotes on these hoes. Brehs should I act different around these 40 something year old women or just the same as always? Cuz if so imma just pull up to the spot like

 

[Jaden S.]

Not making a habit to fw cougars just crossing them off my sexcapade list brehs

 

[humminbird]

so your whole theme is that you're Jaden smith?

 

[Paper Boi]

OP are you @Krisrunner2049

 

[havoc]

Be yourself, don't act like a creep and be straight forward with the older women. Let them what you are looking for in a woman without sugar coating your desire. I wish you success.

 

[Professor K.]

Remember breh, all p*ssy is

P
I
N
K

 

[Billie Jean]

Chill with stank ass Karens brehs

 

[Henri Christophe]

Salute

Go after the ones who got money & willing to share the wealth.

Older women are good for that.

 

[TL15]

Be social.

They are there for the same reason you are. Don’t “awkward” your way outta some pyssy

 

[UpAndComing]

Make sure your opening line is "Do you want to pay all of my bills and cook me breakfast "

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

so your whole theme is that you're Jaden smith?

I just KNOW he be getting beat up irl

 

[Neuromancer]

Do you take steroids Op?

 

[Jaden S.]

Salute

Go after the ones who got money & willing to share the wealth.

Older women are good for that.

Will do breh. My mom with her lack of acting career stank ass always told me “son, never spend ya own money”.

so your whole theme is that you're Jaden smith?

It’s not a theme. I am he himself and I.

OP are you @Krisrunner2049

Don’t know who that is but this the 2nd time I been compared to breh. He must be some other good looking sexy ass Calabasas kid huh?

Be yourself, don't act like a creep and be straight forward with the older women. Let them what you are looking for in a woman without sugar coating your desire. I wish you success.

Yeah I’m on a mission breh. Not tryna play games or lead anyone on cuz I don’t wanna spend every weekend at a Sarah Jessica Parker headass bar tryna itch this cougar scratch.

Be social.

They are there for the same reason you are. Don’t “awkward” your way outta some pyssy

Got it breh!

 

[Jaden S.]

Do you take steroids Op?

All natural. My step father Will always told me to stay natural, once he put me on his I,Robot program it was gains 4 days breh

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Ay, what if OP was really Jaden