Going to a cougar bar tonight brehs, any tips?

[ORDER_66]

Lol u wild breh

I mean there's still some hot 50 year old women that's lonely...

 

[Jaden S.]

I mean there's still some hot 50 year old women that's lonely...

I got you tomorrow old breh. Tonight I did my recon, tomorrow I’ll know how to handle myself in this element

 

[Jaden S.]

@ORDER_66 i ain’t going back. Me and a few guys from other places both share the same sentiment that them hoes weird. I coulda had a threesome but the hoes lived by that “you too young for me” code, that’s the reason why I went to a COUGAR bar in the first place. Bagged a bytch my age and went on my way. And lol a cac came up to me when I got at his sister talkin bout “they my sisters” nikka so tf what?

Anyway like I said still ended the night on a good note. I’ll let the cougar thing happen organically like Willow tells me to, she’s into that spiritual manifestation shyt

 

[YouMadd?]

I would be wearing grey sweatpants with a doorag

 

[YouMadd?]

Weird assumption but ok.

Ain’t no what if, that’s the message I been trying to convey to y’all. After all the box water I sold, I have learned you can’t help everyone

This persona is boring especially since “Jaden Smith weird antidotes” thing went viral as a meme almost 10 years ago…… and you aren’t even doing those easy layup “Dinosaurs discovered electricity first” *confused Jaden smith face* as quotes that he is known for.

See I just did the Jaden smith thing better than you.

 

[Jaden S.]

This persona is boring especially since “Jaden Smith weird antidotes” thing went viral as a meme almost 10 years ago…… and you aren’t even doing those easy layup “Dinosaurs discovered electricity first” *confused Jaden smith face* as quotes that he is known for.

See I just did the Jaden smith thing better than you.

No one can do Jaden better than he himself, and I matured as a person I am not on that deep thinking wave no more, not my fault u stuck in 2013

 

[Jaden S.]

Had to abort mission brehs, it’s no wonder the old hoes was salty, the ones my age that pulled up were hella bad

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Have fun

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Had to abort mission brehs, it’s no wonder the old hoes was salty, the ones my age that pulled up were hella bad

All good.. they’ll still be there

 

[Jaden S.]

Have fun

Other than the weird ass cougars I did have fun. Like a miracle I linked with a baddie that came here with friends and she got me in the second time around so I didn’t have to wait in line. Word to @Luken she was Canadianfukk cougars, yeah ik I’m fine…why not do something about it instead of make age the issue

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Other than the weird ass cougars I did have fun. Like a miracle I linked with a baddie that came here with friends and she got me in the second time around so I didn’t have to wait in line. Word to @Luken she was Canadianfukk cougars, yeah ik I’m fine…why not do something about it instead of make age the issue

I’m 36 and still deal with cougars…

They cool if they still attractive… and most likely not going nowhere

 

[Jaden S.]

Another word to @SheWantTheD u woke me up breh, if the cougars happens naturally cool, if not I’m good with girls my age. Girl I’m with rn had all the cougars shook, when i dipped out I had permanent . I think the best cougar spots are the ones that are just in the making, these known spots be overblown. Calabasas has 2 that are famous and I went to both

 

[Jaden S.]

I’m 36 and still deal with cougars…

They cool if they still attractive… and most likely not going nowhere

I’ll take ya word for it. Thanks breh it’s still something I want to explore. I think it’s more organic at the gym, coffee shop, and whatnot that’s where I meet em before but like I said age is always an issue. Pac gave me shyt beard genetics so no real way to look older rn

 

[Jaden S.]

Chill with stank ass Karens brehs

My apologies. I made up for it with the Canada 1/2 pawg tho breh for now I guess cougars ain’t meant to be

 

[Black Mamba]

You should be hitting up like gym classes where the ones that stay fit be at.
Then you can learn where they like to go drink at.
Never done it but that’s where I assume to go if you was looking for quality cougars that take care of themselves