Going to a cougar bar tonight brehs, any tips?

[Soda Papi]

Just be handsome, nikka. How do yall not understand this yet?

 

[SheWantTheD]

Who’s mans is this

 

[old pig]

just wear your white batman suit if it still fits…should be easy pickings after that

 

[Jaden S.]

Who’s mans is this

Should I have pulled up in my pretty Dizzy Dee fit? Jk it wouldn’t have mattered these cougars busted

 

[Frieza666]

Night was trash. I know cougars are significantly older than me but these bytches were Meryl Streep status. Grabbing me and shyt

bytches be washed @ 28. Idk why you thought they were gonna be 48 and look like models

 

[Jaden S.]

bytches be washed @ 28. Idk why you thought they were gonna be 48 and look like models

That’s how they be at the Calabasas Commons cafes at least wasn’t a stretch to think the cougars I see everyday would match up

 

[ORDER_66]

Damn i thought OP was gonna land some prime Sanaa Lathan type chick...

you telling me no female was fukkable there???

 

[Jaden S.]

Damn i thought OP was gonna land some prime Sanaa Lathan type chick...

you telling me no female was fukkable there???

Exactly breh. 0 bytches and I was drunk…I NEVER DRINK so it shoulda worked in they favor

 

[ORDER_66]

Exactly breh. 0 bytches and I was drunk…I NEVER DRINK so it shoulda worked in they favor

That is sad I would have at least found one milf to smash tho...

 

[Jaden S.]

That is sad I would have at least found one milf to smash tho...

Milf is 30-36 maybe: these hoes were all 50s

 

[SheWantTheD]

OP gotta be that young breh that went on a steroid cycle, in his early 20s in college.

 

[ORDER_66]

Milf is 30-36 maybe: these hoes were all 50s

Good enough for me...

 

[Jaden S.]

Good enough for me...

Lol u wild breh

 

[Jaden S.]

OP gotta be that young breh that went on a steroid cycle, in his early 20s in college.

Who?

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Pack some cod liver oil pills.