Going to The South For the First Time In 2 Days. Survival Tips?

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

1. You're not coming to the south.

2. If nikkas got Beats, why wouldn't they have iPods.

3. You should be ashamed of yourself to make such an obvious thread.

this lame c00n argued with me on sohh talking about I made up a story about the underground rail road ... during black history month at that... ... he thought it was an actual railway ... he got embarrassed so hard he fell back from posting for months

I dunno if they don't teach black history in the UK but I been knew about that shyt even in Africa. He tries to shyt on black people on the low but claims to be "mixed"

I bet he thought he had jokes when he made this thread, ol' dizzyrascal sounding fakkit

 

[Green negs and spam]

this lame c00n argued with me on sohh talking about I made up a story about the underground rail road ... during black history month at that... ... he thought it was an actual railway ... he got embarrassed so hard he fell back from posting for months

I dunno if they don't teach black history in the UK but I been knew about that shyt even in Africa. He tries to shyt on black people on the low but claims to be "mixed"

I bet he thought he had jokes when he made this thread, ol' dizzyrascal sounding fakkit

He's one of the posters I always thought was a trolling white dude on sohh.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

1. You're not coming to the south.

2. If nikkas got Beats, why wouldn't they have iPods.

3. You should be ashamed of yourself to make such an obvious thread.

Not going to the south?

Ill be taking an old Dixie tour throughout the south. BBQ in Menphis, plantations in Alabama, the Parthenon in Nashville, white women in Louisiana, Lil Wayne's hood in NO, and end it all by laughing at homosexuals and professional black women in Atlanta.

Would never troll, I'm actually sorta scared.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

this lame c00n argued with me on sohh talking about I made up a story about the underground rail road ... during black history month at that... ... he thought it was an actual railway ... he got embarrassed so hard he fell back from posting for months

I dunno if they don't teach black history in the UK but I been knew about that shyt even in Africa. He tries to shyt on black people on the low but claims to be "mixed"

I bet he thought he had jokes when he made this thread, ol' dizzyrascal sounding fakkit

This is all made up

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

This is all made up

I wish it was but you are truly that stupid in real life and got exposed for it

 

[Canada Goose]

Survival Tips?

If you handle the North then you can handle the South.

 

[TheNig]

Not going to the south?

Ill be taking an old Dixie tour throughout the south. BBQ in Menphis, plantations in Alabama, the Parthenon in Nashville, white women in Louisiana, Lil Wayne's hood in NO, and end it all by laughing at homosexuals and professional black women in Atlanta.

Would never troll, I'm actually sorta scared.

Like initially said...

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I wish it was but you are truly that stupid in real life and got exposed for it

Keep telling yourself that:dealwithit:

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Keep telling yourself that:dealwithit:

no smilie could ever mask the idiotic person you are... life is trolling u, u exist as an amusement to others.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Like initially said...

People throw that word around too liberally around here by individuals who don't even know anything about trolling.

It's so bad people asking for help is seen as trolling. It's sort of a shame actually

 

[Roaden Polynice]

no smilie could ever mask the idiotic person you are... life is trolling u, u exist as an amusement to others.

I hate to be arrogant because I usually despise big headedness but this convo we're having right now about a post I made over a year ago proves you'll never be on my level.

But it's just a message board and all that so carry on

 

[dennis roadman]

I wish it was but you are truly that stupid in real life and got exposed for it

i remember that!!! you fukking moron

we all had a big laugh in OFT about you guys falling for that.

here you are bringing it up again

anyway, @penfield i used to live in the south, so here are some pointers

1) keep a list of personal problems to tell people you meet. southerners love other folks' business. be prepared to listen to their problems too.
2) don't ever tell someone from eastern nc that western nc bbq is better or vice versa. this extends across the region, i.e. memphis vs. texas
3) bring candy in bulk, like m&ms, skittles, now & laters, etc to sell. we have this in huge amounts in the non-south, but people in the south are often scared away by bright colors and plastic wrappers unless its part of their bootleg jordans. they usually just eat sugar by the spoonful for breakfast, so providing them with these gives them a chance to get their morning sugar intake in a conveniently packaged square. this way they can eat their meal and won't have to drive so slow like they usually do.

hope this helps breh. you gonna keep a travel journal?

 

[TheNig]

People throw that word around too liberally around here by individuals who don't even know anything about trolling.

It's so bad people asking for help is seen as trolling. It's sort of a shame actually

Again... You're

What dumbass told you we don't have iPods down here? The largest medical centers in the world is located where I stay.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

i remember that!!! you fukking moron

we all had a big laugh in OFT about you guys falling for that.

here you are bringing it up again

anyway, @penfield i used to live in the south, so here are some pointers

1) keep a list of personal problems to tell people you meet. southerners love other folks' business. be prepared to listen to their problems too.
2) don't ever tell someone from eastern nc that western nc bbq is better or vice versa. this extends across the region, i.e. memphis vs. texas
3) bring candy in bulk, like m&ms, skittles, now & laters, etc to sell. we have this in huge amounts in the non-south, but people in the south are often scared away by bright colors and plastic wrappers unless its part of their bootleg jordans. they usually just eat sugar by the spoonful for breakfast, so providing them with these gives them a chance to get their morning sugar intake in a conveniently packaged square. this way they can eat their meal and won't have to drive so slow like they usually do.

hope this helps breh. you gonna keep a travel journal?

Good stuff.

I forgot the rampant obesity, this trip will test my mettle like none other

Might start a blog. Penfield's Fantastic Dixie Adventure

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Again... You're

What dumbass told you we don't have iPods down here? The largest medical centers in the world is located where I stay.

It wasn't actually the first time that I've heard the south doesn't have proper technology.

My best breh told me he whipped out his ipad on a bus once in the south. Their mouths were agape, the greatest rubbernecking they had ever participated in.

He opened up the Angry Birds app and he endured a chorus of "ooooooos and ahhhhhhhss." Then he opened up the T-pain app and changed his voice and someone called him the devil.

One old black man started calling him, 'tha magician'


Imagine being so enamored with a glowing rectangle that public transportation stops

Da souf