I've never been to the south guys.
By the south, I mean the southern part of the United States. I've only been to the north, midwest, the west, and the northwest. I need to know about the south.
One of my friends told me that all the bums down there are wi-fi hotspots and that's where the majority of the south connects to the internet.
Another one of my friends told me that that the vast majority of people who live in the south do not really have a firm grasp of the English language. I asked him, "well, why are there so many universities in the south?

" and he argued that many people from the south do not actually gain acceptance into these universities and that they are merely there for people from the north and other areas to get a change of scenery.
Another one of my friends told me that the average iq of blacks in the south was 45 points lower than whites. But some whites would be equal with blacks, but some whites would act like they had higher iq but were really equal to the blacks
Another one of my friends said he ventured to the south and no one had ever heard of an ipod or chemotherapy.
I need help guys....the south is fukking with me