Going to The South For the First Time In 2 Days. Survival Tips?

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Surprised people didn't know the OP was white from the first post.

1. Most black ppl have some family down south
2. No mention of The Klan or racist CACs
 

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All you need to know is...


If you order iced tea: you will get nonsweet tea. :scusthov:

If you order sweet tea: you will get :blessed:

If you order too much sweet tea: you will get diabetes. :sadcam:
 

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:mindblown: This thread is lacking in survival tips.
I remember taking a Greyhound to Miami and back many, many moons ago. Every time we stopped to drop people off or got off to get food & refuel was a scary experience. Especially encountering the natives. :merchant:

Fayetteville, NC
Bumfukk, SC
Southeast GA
Jacksonville, FL
Tampa, FL

I didn't even want to eat any hot food. I thought those cacs were gonna try and poison me. If it wasn't with the actual poison, then from the ridiculous fried food. :sadcam:


We need real tips in here ASAP.
 

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Didn't this nikka used to claim to be from Atlanta? :wtf:
Dude is stupid as fukk

Not going to the south? :leon:

Ill be taking an old Dixie tour throughout the south. BBQ in Menphis, plantations in Alabama, the Parthenon in Nashville, white women in Louisiana, Lil Wayne's hood in NO, and end it all by laughing at homosexuals and professional black women in Atlanta.

Would never troll, I'm actually sorta scared. :ld:

You are stupid as fukk
 

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I've never been to the south guys.

By the south, I mean the southern part of the United States. I've only been to the north, midwest, the west, and the northwest. I need to know about the south.

One of my friends told me that all the bums down there are wi-fi hotspots and that's where the majority of the south connects to the internet.

Another one of my friends told me that that the vast majority of people who live in the south do not really have a firm grasp of the English language. I asked him, "well, why are there so many universities in the south?:ld:" and he argued that many people from the south do not actually gain acceptance into these universities and that they are merely there for people from the north and other areas to get a change of scenery.

Another one of my friends told me that the average iq of blacks in the south was 45 points lower than whites. But some whites would be equal with blacks, but some whites would act like they had higher iq but were really equal to the blacks :mindblown:

Another one of my friends said he ventured to the south and no one had ever heard of an ipod or chemotherapy.


I need help guys....the south is fukking with me :sadcam:

it sounds to me like you and all of your friends are fakkits
 

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it sounds to me like you and all of your friends are fakkits

Oh don't be so harsh bro. fakkits? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow.

That was mean breh. fakkits? Word? Wow. And Broke Wave dapped you? Wow.

You from the south bro?
 

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If you're black, watch your back.

If you're white, bring a hood.

If you're other, then blend in.

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