Gorgeous woman with a ginormous a$$ just

[Pseudonym]

lemme find out a woman doing self deprecating humor lmao. funny ass thread right there b. salute

I love comedy! My feelings get hurt sometimes but I can make fun of myself for the most part.


shyt I’m stuck in this physical body , only so much I can change that...

I can grow muscle and shyt but my soul is the only thing that can really change me






















Plus...I ain’t tryna get wrinkles from stress

 

[Ahadi]

Let him exercise his options

 

[BaRRyG]

Breh frfr, I’ve seen asses that looked questionable, especially online

I was hating on Mama since she walked past my window a few days ago

I went outside today to be a good neighbor and welcome her to the neighborhood. She has a good personality that makes me think we could be best friends...

Why the hell she got all that ass and no waist or lunch lady arms???



What her husband lookin’ like? Them some pretty ass babies

 

[BaRRyG]

I pulled it up to compare myself!!!!! I ain’t shyt!!!


I just had 2 babies 7 weeks ago

Spoiler

Lunch lady arms

OH naa u thick as all fukks

 

[King Frost]

wife swap

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Oh... no pic

 

[Pseudonym]

Yard looking nice and tidy…

I put my lawn Roomba to WORK!!!! I have it going once a week.

You have no idea how much that means... I just went to the nursery today to pick out some plants to replace the gross looking bushes in the front

Spoiler

I ain’t buy shyt, just looked around ....Idk what to do with my front yard


Edit: since I’m lying about looking at fukking plants, here’s the screenshots from my phone album with time stamps

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I’m a SAH mom , I ain’t got shyt to do but provide receipts




All they do is eat, shyt, and poop

 

[Uitomy]

it looks like @Pseudonym out there about to confront the woman for encroaching on her territory, telling her she gotta walk on the other side of the street from now on.

Read this in David Attenborough's voice lol


"On this episode of Planet earth 3 a foreign woman moves in to @Pseudonym neighborhood, sizing her up she notices with great worry the new neighbors bum to hip ratio is nil and that her husband is vulnerable. Having just given birth, she is not at full strength and her husband's eyes may veer. She introduced her to show hospitality, but it is only the first encounter of many as she defends her claim"

 

[Pseudonym]

Let him exercise his options

He better exercise his wrist to sign these papers if he fukk up

 

[Lord_nikon]

Moved in 2 houses down.... brehs... I’m feeling insecure as hell. She has 2 young daughters and she seems very nice like we could be best friends but mama has a waist to ass ratio that is definitely unnaturally natural looking... hubby and I definitely not having couples night with them...

I can’t compete with that

cop a waist trainer, i'm sure most women that are shapped like that use them......it seems to tranfer are the fat, jello and gelatin to you all asses

 

[Xyrax]

Spoiler

Im getting old. The first thing I looked at was that clean ass driveway; because we need to have ours resurfaced

 

[Biscayne]

I pulled it up to compare myself!!!!! I ain’t shyt!!!


I just had 2 babies 7 weeks ago

Spoiler

Lunch lady arms

Good base. When you get back in the gym, it’ll slim you down, but you’ll still have enough ass to keep that base. You totin some ass. I had no clue. Hubby will be pleased.

 

[KidJSoul]

@Pseudonym the fukk are you talking about?

You look just as good as her.

Just fukk/ride your man good and twerk for him. It'll make him feel like man, and he won't stray.

Edit: I remember you in that thread about dad's not wanting to wear a skirt for you daughter, I commented how good of a mom you were for being open for anything with your kids. Your husband is lucky

 

[Bankroll.org]

ew

 

[Pseudonym]

cop a waist trainer, i'm sure most women that are shapped like that use them......it seems to tranfer are the fat, jello and gelatin to you all asses

Already got 2 really high quality professional ones from my bodybuilding days ....