Gorgeous woman with a ginormous a$$ just

[Roland Coltrane]

Read this in David Attenborough's voice lol


"On this episode of Planet earth 3 a foreign woman moves in to @Pseudonym neighborhood, sizing her up she notices with great worry the new neighbors bum to hip ratio is nil and that her husband is vulnerable. Having just given birth, she is not at full strength and her husband's eyes may veer. She introduced her to show hospitality, but it is only the first encounter of many as she defends her claim"

well played

 

[Black Nate Grey]

OP is an early poster of the year contender well done. She delivered.

You share that man OP.

If you're serious:
Not saying you should do this, but this is the last resort, nuclear option:
You could always befriend her, and lowkey talk shyt about your husband. Like imply he has a small dikk or bad at sex or something.
People have done crazier for love
If that backfires you fukked though.

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

I pulled it up to compare myself!!!!! I ain’t shyt!!!


I just had 2 babies 7 weeks ago

Spoiler

Lunch lady arms

I can make you forget all about any insecurities

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Your husband know you on a forum full of men?

 

[K.O.N.Y]

@Pseudonym

there's a certain thing you can setup though

 

[Lord Beasley]

I was kidding but now I gotta rep you lmaoooooooooo

you can tell she ugly asf in that getup. hell naw

 

[Pseudonym]

you should have eaten that ass in broad daylight

Chill

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Spoiler

looks natural to meeee

 

[Pseudonym]

Your husband know you on a forum full of men?

Lol yes , he doesn’t get it


I grew attached to y’all dumbasses

 

[Cowboyz89]

Thread is hilarious, and she delivered on the pics twice.


If she starts talking walks by your house more frequently, then you know she is having some issues with her man and is on the hunt for yours.

 

[Pseudonym]

you can tell she ugly asf in that getup. hell naw

I think I have pretty good “taste” in women. I know beauty when I see it. She had neck length dreads and a very pretty face....


Them glasses she had on were ugly ass fukk though...






AND ( from my assumptions , aka wedding ring and man) , she’s married

 

[Pseudonym]

Neighbor: *knock* *knock* “Oh, hey Mr. Pseudonym! It’s pouring outside and I locked myself out of my house and my gym tights are soaked, is Mrs. Pseudonym here?”


Mr. Pseudonym: “Uh no, she actually isn’t, she’s at bible study right now...”


Neighbor: “do you mind if I wait here, shower, and dry my clothes until she gets back?”


Mr. Pseudonym: I guess she shouldn’t mind, come on in.....

neighbor:

I get alerts from any motion on our 9 cameras....



But he installed them and set them up and he’s an IT engineer...he might set that shyt up on a loop or something...

 

[Voice of Reason]

She looks kinda to me

 

[Pseudonym]

Im getting old. The first thing I looked at was that clean ass driveway; because we need to have ours resurfaced

And we have an oil spill under the other car that’s not in the pic that’s gonna be a bytch to get out

 

[F**K IT]

I get alerts from any motion on our 9 cameras....



But he installed them and set them up and he’s an IT engineer...he might set that shyt up on a loop or something...

What if she's on The Coli