man i'm in the whole foods and they were having a whopping 30% off ALL supplements 
. I saw that and put what i could afford in my basket, but I just kept thinkin to myself, I can also get 100% off 
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I was off to the races and put small items in my pockets and stuffed them when i hid in the blind spot of the cameras. I head up to the line and I'm about to walk out of the store with $200 worth of supplements, but am only about to pay for $70 of it
. Not bad young king, not bad 
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I'm waitin in line and get kinda nervous because my pockets were bulging
. As it's my turn to get my stuff ringed up, i smile and walk ONE STEP and a multivitamin bottle falls out of my pocket and breaks on the floor. I froze and just hit the 
while everyone was lookin at me. I freeze and they stare quietly for about 5 seconds. I'm completely shook at this point, then I hear the cashier go, "uh oh....". brehs, i didn't exactly jet out of there, but that was the briskest power walk i've ever done in my life to me car without paying for the items i put on the conveyer belt. I didn't even realize that I still got mad other shyt in my pocket and I'm bout to walk out, and THE SNITCHIN ASS CENSORS BEEP ON ME!
. This is when i start to legit JET the fukk outta there and almost do a burnout in my hooptie shakin.
I check how the fukk they fell out my pocket when I got home and inspected it....there was a god damn fukkin hole in the bottom of it
. I just got home and i'm nervous now brehs. Do you think they'll get me at home address and arrest me or will they let it slide? I know I definitely can't go in there again 
Shorter version
-30% off sale in grocery store, but I was aiming to spend free.99
-stuff pockets and steal mad glass bottles of supplements
-glass bottle fall out of my pocket at express lane
-i freeze and cacs look at me and one says, "uh oh...."
-i brisk walk the fukk to the exit not realizing i'm still stealing wit stuff in my pockets
-censor goes off mad loud
-NOW i'm runnin
-burnout in the hooptie back home and find out there is a hole in the bottom of my pocket
-will they come to my address and arrest me?
. I saw that and put what i could afford in my basket, but I just kept thinkin to myself, I can also get 100% off .I was off to the races and put small items in my pockets and stuffed them when i hid in the blind spot of the cameras. I head up to the line and I'm about to walk out of the store with $200 worth of supplements, but am only about to pay for $70 of it
. Not bad young king, not bad .I'm waitin in line and get kinda nervous because my pockets were bulging
. As it's my turn to get my stuff ringed up, i smile and walk ONE STEP and a multivitamin bottle falls out of my pocket and breaks on the floor. I froze and just hit the while everyone was lookin at me. I freeze and they stare quietly for about 5 seconds. I'm completely shook at this point, then I hear the cashier go, "uh oh....". brehs, i didn't exactly jet out of there, but that was the briskest power walk i've ever done in my life to me car without paying for the items i put on the conveyer belt. I didn't even realize that I still got mad other shyt in my pocket and I'm bout to walk out, and THE SNITCHIN ASS CENSORS BEEP ON ME!. This is when i start to legit JET the fukk outta there and almost do a burnout in my hooptie shakin.I check how the fukk they fell out my pocket when I got home and inspected it....there was a god damn fukkin hole in the bottom of it
. I just got home and i'm nervous now brehs. Do you think they'll get me at home address and arrest me or will they let it slide? I know I definitely can't go in there again Shorter version
-30% off sale in grocery store, but I was aiming to spend free.99
-stuff pockets and steal mad glass bottles of supplements
-glass bottle fall out of my pocket at express lane
-i freeze and cacs look at me and one says, "uh oh...."
-i brisk walk the fukk to the exit not realizing i'm still stealing wit stuff in my pockets
-censor goes off mad loud
-NOW i'm runnin
-burnout in the hooptie back home and find out there is a hole in the bottom of my pocket
-will they come to my address and arrest me?
this is so petty it can't be real
