got caught shoplifting....WHAT THE FUK DO I DO?

[Stone Cold]

It’s gon be pants “half off” in the pen

 

[Sex Luthor]

keep stealing petty shyt and say you have a problem and need rehab. either you will get off easy, get free shyt bc you didnt get caught or go to jail like kleptomaniacs deserve

 

[Womb Raider]

lmfaoooo

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[The Fade]

Ayo @Feds help op out. What should he do?

 

[Dont@Me]

Own a burger chain and shoplift, brehettes.

be a bird and tell ME what to do brehs

 

[Dorian Breh]

@The Burger King won

 

[hatealot]

Gonna get your wig split and your cheecks busted

 

[Mr Rager]

AHAHAHAH you know you done fukked up right

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

 

[SheWantTheD]

Censors went off? You either lying or real stupid.

What tags were on the supplements that it ticked off the censors?

 

[Pimpdaddy]

get u this

and this little magnet

everything you need to remove every security tag

start eating right breh

all the clothes will be yours for free99

 

[Vilify]

They're not going to use your personal information to make a shoplifting arrest. If you committed a big $$ fraud or some other serious crime then yes.

 

[tocedaw]

Didnt read. Lawyer up, and you know...try not to get caught breaking the law next time?

 

[Sauce Dab]

As a professional shoplifter just don't go back.

Can you give us a little more information about this post sir? Don't worry I'm not a cop