got caught shoplifting....WHAT THE FUK DO I DO?

[cornercommission2k12]

Who the fukk shoplifts anymore but addicts and teenagers?

Reveal your a bum with ripped clothing so dire and desperate you wearing coats with holes in them and got to steal from the store brehs.

 

[I Really Mean It]

Until we get reparations, I can’t even be mad at a black person shoplifting. It’s borderline dusty behavior, but do you.

 

[Stone Cold]

OP caught in the act

 

[humminbird]

flee the country

 

[ba'al]

If you know someone that works there see if they got a pic of you posted in the back from the camera. And don't be around that area for a while and if you got a different car or vehicle ride in that one for a while too. But instead of panicking you should've played that shyt off when it dropped like "Oh I forgot about this one or I thought I put this item back". That was a herb move honestly bruh. Either buy or steal don't do both especially if you got a guilty conscious about shyt like this.

 

[ba'al]

As a professional shoplifter just don't go back.

That would be the smartest thing he fukked up by not thinking the lick through if I was dude I would've came back periodically throughout the month instead of trying to hit the lick all at once. Hopefully he don't get jammed.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

I didnt know plastic bottles broke when dropped on the ground from less than 4 ft.

 

[invalid]

How old are you? What grown man shoplifts? At Whole Foods at that.

Be poor, brehs....

 

[Sad Bunny]

@Davewhite

Lol

 

[ScoopNScore]

"Censors" tho sound like a broke ass rattlesnake performing a 5 finger discount brehs

Until we get reparations, I can’t even be mad at a black person shoplifting. It’s borderline dusty behavior, but do you.

Do you really mean it
Wonder if u got the same mentality for a black owned shop

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Lol just don't go back you'll be alright.

 

[Mike Nasty]

They're not going to use your personal information to make a shoplifting arrest.

Why wouldn't they? Sounds like a layup for the police and loss prevention. The prevention dude probably has nice crisp HD footage of him stealing, his CC info/personal info....and nice crisp HD video footage of his car. Probably took 10mins to put together and handover to the local law enforcement.

 

[ba'al]

Lmao at thinking only poor people steal. But I'm finna go legit with my shyt man, my mentor was telling how you can take people properties in real estates through paperwork if they're behind on their bills working with banks than flip the houses for profits.

How old are you? What grown man shoplifts? At Whole Foods at that.

Be poor, brehs....

 

[invalid]

Lmao at thinking only poor people steal. But I'm finna go legit with my shyt man, my mentor was telling how you can take people properties in real estates through paperwork if they're behind on their bills working with banks than flip the houses for profits.

We’re on the subject of shoplifting not white color crime. Shoplifting is so petty and basic that I can only imagine that it’s being perpetrated by a juvenile.

 

[ba'al]

Same for stealing from stores. I remember it was an article about an asian store owner taking shyt outta these crackas stores and reselling the shyt in his stores racks making a profit. A lot of wealthy people got on by finessing.

We’re on the subject of shoplifting not white color crime. Shoplifting is so petty and basic that I can only imagine that it’s being perpetrated by a juvenile.