Gotta Love Simps

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Simping has gone global. I used to live in a city where SIMP income is their 2nd biggest industry. For girls there it was work. Basically stringing chumps along 24/7 while spending that money locally on their real man+family.
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And the thing is there is literally an endless supply of men willing to pay for attention out there.

Seeing men as a source of income, something that used to be more common in poorer parts of the world and very rare in the rest of it, has gone global.

When Eddie Murphy spoke about the dangers of M'fufu being spoiled by American women he was right. The thing is that in 2018 you don't have to come to the West to get spoiled. In 2018 we can turn you into a money grabbing thot from a distance.

 

[Redguard]

The guy who sent the food is black



Yeah... i know

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Step 1. Get candy bowl and buy a bag of good quality candy

Step 2. Set donation cup next to bowl

Step 3. Be attractive

Step 4. Watch fatties and simps stop by desk often for candy and donate every time

Step 5. Use money to buy more candy. Use extra for yourself.

Repeat

 

[Afro]

The guy who sent the food is black



Yeah... i know

yeah i watched her do the whole thing... and that was my expression the entire time.
Here's the worst part, this is the middle of the workday right?

Tell me why breh responded within SECONDS of her making that snap??

Stop

STOP it’s too much

My god why

They get nothing out of it

 

[Biscayne]

I underestimate it sometimes breh.
I'm not attracted to my receptionist at all (she's white), but apparently she has enough pull to get free lunch whenever she wants.

Thank God i'm not a woman, I would be abusing this shyt.
You have no idea how much oatmeal I would be eating

Lmao, I'm an oatmeal fiend to. I'd be sending these Alfalfa's on oatmeal missions if I was an IG thot.

 

[MBwithadream]

I was chilling with my hippy chick one time a while ago and I just finished smashing when she was like "let's go get some drinks". I was like "nah I cant, my pockets hurting" lying like a mf because I really just didnt wanna spend money on her.

So she tells me hold on. Rolls me a L, and goes to her computer desk. She starts talking to the camera and I heard a few dings, she took her top off and all I heard was doing ding ding ding. Breh in about 30 min she finessed about $300. Brought a nikka top shelf reserve whiskey all night and paid for the uber.

God bless yall simps

 

[goatmane]

Not hard to believe. My female friend at Rice University, used to get free food from dudes she met on POF, OkCupid, Tinder and etc.

She is a 6,5 in terms of face, but she is in very good shape, big ass and average size good looking t*ts. Her face is clean as f, even with no make up, and her smile is also super clean and white.

Dudes would send her food or take her to expensive places like The Capital Grille,Ruth's Chris Steak House, The Palm Houston.
And she would always ask for a To-Go portion just to eat with her roommates/friends

No Chili's, Chipotle, Pollo Campero, Olive Garden and shyt like that.

Interesting part is, these were not pathetic dudes who were flexing money or guns in their pictures. We are talking about dudes with high incomes.

those guys are one and the same.

these white boys making $100k a year probably the worst simps of them all. they always trying to buy love and attraction

 

[Reece]

The guy who sent the food is black



Yeah... i know

He probably hasn’t called his grandma all year either

 

[NoirDynosaur]

I'm too selfish to simp

 

[reserved_one]

Simps make me sick

Real men don't go chasing after no woman with capes on, throw their jackets on water puddles for women to walk on top of or send them money just to get a happy face emoji with a heart attached to it.

And truthfully women don't respect simps....Simps don't even respect themselves.

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

All simps should be rounded up and get the Val Venis treatment

Those who know, know

 

[str8up]

Where the hell did y'all get this slam ass mess from? Sound like a WWF move.

I'm gonna slam ass with this cougar brehs (PIC)

 

[Drip Bayless]

Because they want an 8 and above men instead of getting with some simps who will worship the ground they walk on lol.r

They don’t even have to fukk or get cuffed to get paid tho
Theres fat bytches out here putting their cashapp in their bio

 

[TheLostOnes]

yeah i watched her do the whole thing... and that was my expression the entire time.
Here's the worst part, this is the middle of the workday right?

Tell me why breh responded within SECONDS of her making that snap??

I always thought that those were extremely fringe cases
but after the shyt i've seen in twitch and even in real life snapchat....

Simps are literally everywhere breh

Simpin ain't easy
Especially on twitch shyt the main reason why the staff and admins don't go hard on the girls on twitch is because they actually either: fukk with them/cool with them, spend money on the girls themselves, and they bring in money on that damn site. nikkas have legit given girls hundreds of dollars on there and I'm not even joking

Where the hell did y'all get this slam ass mess from? Sound like a WWF move.



I've only taken one person up on this offer and they dropped the food off and said they couldn't stay because they were dropping another girls food off right after me

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Where the hell did y'all get this slam ass mess from? Sound like a WWF move.



I've only taken one person up on this offer and they dropped the food off and said they couldn't stay because they were dropping another girls food off right after me